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Jayme "Danger" Howard

@gimpy

Former tech lead for Reddit's Compute Platform. Now, Infrastructure Security, still at Reddit. Extremely Online. He/Him/His, actually 40 damn years old

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Okay, but that's actually awesome. That's the kind of unhinged shit that makes people rethink their life choices.

07.03.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck? lmao. That's a choice on her part. But hey, at least it made sense after it became clear. Wild.

07.03.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woof, what a situation. That's so much, and it sucks that people can't just be like... normal about things.

07.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate you explaining it, I just didn't mean to accidentally touch a spot that could be sore, you know?

And people I don't know at all beefing with someone that I think fondly of isn't going to make me hate anyone. You don't need to worry about that one, not from me. You're good, Kari.

07.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well shit, then I'm sorry for even mentioning her. I had no idea.

07.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is wisdom. They're tricky like that, after all.

07.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, that's so rad.

07.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DINO LADY DINO LADY

07.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

w...what?

07.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just put Claire Max in the role.

07.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, go crush it!

07.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send me more. MORE.

06.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Midwest doesn't mess around. Cost of living is low.

06.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was down into the $2.40 range in my neighborhood recently.

06.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alllllll by myseeeeeeelf

06.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peace, bay area. It's been real.

06.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it practically is. You hit the nail on the head.

06.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real talk, I think you're rad, especially for being open about talking about this stuff. You're absolutely right about it being tough, and it's nice finding people who've also gone through it. Sympathy matters a ton. At some point, I want to pick your brain and hear more of your story over food.

06.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heavens. Gonna be a good time for you. I just got my shipping notice for TMNT.

06.03.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. This place is kinda proof that things aren't lost forever.

06.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I think I speak for everyone when I say we're glad you're here.

06.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who'd convict those eyes is heartless and I love that for you.

06.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoooo, it looks so good!

05.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's giving "looks less dangerous than she actually is"

05.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had the funds, I would totally pay you to direct that game.

05.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, for sure. I get it.

05.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not a good entry point for feature requests, but I agree with this and will ask about it.

05.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Play during work, obviously. "Just doing some QA, pretty sure we had some issues across this zone."

05.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This one was just one line! Completely trivial, but it fixed a really ugly edge case that completely broke ps if it needed to look up users from nss in certain circumstances. So the impact feels really great even with it being simple.

05.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke up today to find that a contribution to procps was accepted, and short of writing a kernel patch I don't think I'm ever going to be able to land something that touches more systems in the world. It's a good day.

05.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0