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Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard

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a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a sign that says supplies ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is standing in front of a sign that says supplies
07.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like a perfect time to tax the wealthy

07.03.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TBF thats what most people's eyes do when Mike speaks

06.03.2026 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Other than various levels of healing most of the potions in my groups tend to get forgotten at the bottom of their backpacks...😂

Invisibility?

06.03.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We should build a rocket with that wealth and launch JoAnn into the sun

06.03.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOW fall down go boom

06.03.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Corey is out... Out banging the new Director of Shield

06.03.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

06.03.2026 13:02 👍 580 🔁 87 💬 8 📌 1

No one wants to say this out loud but the solution involves summoning a Terrasque

06.03.2026 02:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Since when?

06.03.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's dumber than a hammer

Its just that simple

06.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 Ways To Fuck Off Into The Sun, By Me

05.03.2026 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss the under construction animations...

05.03.2026 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd like to point out they didnt move the marine until the marine allowed them to move him ✊

05.03.2026 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should his face on the penny

05.03.2026 01:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A crying shame god doesn't exist and Tony is just an unforgiven sex pest

05.03.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weird getting weirder every day

05.03.2026 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hi Nanc! 😃

04.03.2026 23:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've never been optimistic about the Texas senate race in my lifetime and nothing has changed again this year and I'm never wrong

04.03.2026 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I too enjoy comics that aren't remotely true or funny fellow nonsense enjoyer

04.03.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want RFK Jr to prove never taking his jeans off is safe

04.03.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smells like taxing the rich is back on the menu boys!

03.03.2026 21:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rubio: we're currently using plan B

Reporter: why didnt you use plan A?

Rubio:

03.03.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me posting my hot take on Bluesky

03.03.2026 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Every time he talks(see: lies) he's confessing to something he is doing or a problem he is aware of that he is supposed to not say out loud

03.03.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and hat is holding a cane while another man is running behind him . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is holding a cane while another man is running behind him .
03.03.2026 16:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New CEO isn't going to change that I never will shop there again due to their own policies

Ive boycotted Apple for 40 years, a new dickhead in charge of a company won't sway me

03.03.2026 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its so embarrassing we all know his speech and lie patterns so well now... I hate it here 😑

02.03.2026 20:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Its the best word, an ancient word. No one knows that word anymore but my doctors agree I'm the greatest decomposer out there

02.03.2026 20:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cat exits nopeloop at entrance point

#sixwordstory

02.03.2026 02:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0