Big Fat Bartolo's Colon

"bartender selling coke" "Blackwater merc with nazi tattoos" whatever else you can say about him, he's a man that loves a good cliche

I thought the rumor was he sold all these guys coke?

wait does science say USA is #1???

if only Bard had a distinguished alum who has been vocally against sexual predators for years and years to step into the role 👀

jokes on Iran, we already target our own school children

soon we won't need to worry about the price of gas bc none will be available anyway

only thing I'm noticing is how good Strip Law is

it's like when the first mechanical looms made bad shirts and maimed children

that artist needs more imposter syndrome

we lost a lot of good men out there: Louis CK, Bill Cosby, etc etc

got married when I was having second thoughts during the engagement

my favorite thing about Walken is he tells someone on every film set that he's sad bc his bday is tomorrow and he's away from his family so that they'll get him a cake

we call that The Jerry Orbach

I once called house majority leader steve scalise a molerat on Twitter & he got so mad he called Microsoft to complain & an HR lady called me laughing to say please don’t call US Representatives molerats with MS in your profile but it’s fine if you just remove that part

it's like if Franco and Hitler are in a room and I called one of them The Evil Fascist, there wouldn't be any misunderstanding

I believe Denzel has wanted to make this for decades

women really can have it all (murder dogs AND people)

the thing I like about her is she doesn't have any Nazi tattoos

biggest crime here is that vocational school now costs $40k per year

he remains The Bad Bruenig

A once-proud tradition is becoming awkward for elite universities Dartmouth College and other elite universities abandon century-old swimming requirements for graduation, citing racial disparities in swimming ability among students.

the Economist is doing Black People Can't Swim discourse

www.economist.com/united-state...

also as a place that only employs ppl who are attractive and cool

shouldn't he be busy grinding the bones of an English-man?

that means anyone who calls themselves a War Veteran is stolen valor

democracy is when the candy company makes the girl candy fuckable so I'll buy it

he doesn't HAVE to, he GETS to

"Anywhere you go, I'll follow you down
I'll follow you down, but not that far"

-Mao Zedong

Jerry no, u don't have Mara's rizz

I'm no fancy historian with a fancy degree from a fancy accredited college, but I'm pretty sure the "Marketplace of Ideas that make Everyone a Nazi" is bad

It's a pornography store. Iran is enriching pornography.