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Michael Pyrite

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Author of very smutty yet wholesome romance books. https://www.michaelpyrite.com/ 18+ only. DMs welcome. #romancebooks #erotica #booksky #romancelandia #erotic #nsfw #writing #nyc #newyork #eroticromance #writers #writingcommunity

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That ring says this is a look, don't touch, situation.

That string says I want to pull here, and see what happens.

12.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#booksky

10.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#indieauthor #amwriting #authorsky #writersky #writerslife

10.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it a forbidden experiment, to isolate a percentage of children from the content-consuming video-short scrollers?

Like a strategic reserve of developmental psychology, just in case.

10.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had plans for the day, but then I saw you relaxing on my sofa in that outfit, I would forget my plans.

08.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#WritingQs #writingsociety #writer #PublishingMagic #author

07.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need plans, I could write you a book of them. Do you prefer extra-spicy or ridiculously-spicy?

07.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What print on demand services does everyone else use? What are your pet peeves with them?

I'm sure everyone has their own preferences and what works best for them. Just curious.

I've only used Ingram spark and KDP.

#BookSky #writingcommunity

07.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I am disappointed in Waffle Houseโ€™s decision," sounds like The Onion.

05.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A three frame line-art comic. The first panel is Aubie, an anthro moth smiling as she draws with the text "Want make for people enjoy". The second frame is her hiding the page from a set of social media icons with the text "No promote!" The third frame is a close-up of the same image with the text "Only make"

A three frame line-art comic. The first panel is Aubie, an anthro moth smiling as she draws with the text "Want make for people enjoy". The second frame is her hiding the page from a set of social media icons with the text "No promote!" The third frame is a close-up of the same image with the text "Only make"

Still a constant battle. ๐Ÿ˜…

#AubieArtRepost

03.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 144 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She could be one of those naughty librarians who buttons-up in conservative outfits that hide their ink and hot bod.

03.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the hints of your butt through this dress. We could compare to your cheeks peeking from beneath a micro.

03.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The crochet micro would be easier to get out of the way.

03.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU FOLKS!

I was out for most of the day today and I come home and check - and we're at $600?!? That means this is definitely happening, definitely getting published - and we're *already* getting some bonus art ร  la the classic Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew books!

I'm so excited and so grateful! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

<3

03.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Seducing Audrey: Roommate Love in the City (The Problematic Audrey series Book 1) Seducing Audrey: Roommate Love in the City (The Problematic Audrey series Book 1) - Kindle edition by Pyrite, Michael. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Seducing Audrey: Roommate Love in the City (The Problematic Audrey series Book 1).

I made a book, but have been avoiding promoting it.

Here goes.

*Seducing Audrey* is a wholesome love story with SO MUCH explicit sex. So much.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRG6YYZN

Promoting accomplished.

#books #booksky #romance #erotica

03.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Creatives trying to find the right moment to promo between cataclysms

16.01.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Your bedroom eyes have me wondering what the ring on your right hand means, and whether I'm about to be motivated to hit the gym.

01.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have said it before & I will say it again: sometimes nothing sells a book like a 1 star review.

I am certain this 1 star review will sell this book to at least one of you.

01.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 374 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Good idea to wear a wristwatch. We'd lose all track of time.

01.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What every creative endeavor feels like right now.

01.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 236 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Erotic romance. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

28.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Say hi in the comments if you write erotica. ๐Ÿ‘‹

28.02.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
long signing line seen from above at Book Bin between shelving units. photo by olivia portlander

long signing line seen from above at Book Bin between shelving units. photo by olivia portlander

tenth anniversary editions of the Southern Reach books, spine out

tenth anniversary editions of the Southern Reach books, spine out

Great event at the Book Bin in Salem, OR! Thanks, all. Great bookstore, which now has signed copies available!

28.02.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the other hand, apparently, a woman is impressed by an 18yo man who is obviously extremely attracted to her, yet who keeps going and going.

And that, kids, is how I met my first girlfriend.

28.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

12.02.2026 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6078 ๐Ÿ” 781 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 135 ๐Ÿ“Œ 84

Not being able to climax the first time, because ladyparts through a condom is much more insulated than a young man's years of improvised substitutes.

28.02.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that how you're so fit? Shivering is a good workout?

27.02.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How important is social media to your writing career or profile? Iโ€™ve never been much of a social media person, but Iโ€™ve heard agents want to see a strong presence so I have one. I do really love engaging with writers and learning from them here, beyond that #writingq #WritingCommunity

26.02.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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I hate videos where they strap a car battery to some screaming dude's balls and say "this replicates the experience of childbirth." It doesn't. #Birth is a complex, nuanced experience of which #pain is only a part. You only proved that men can't handle having a car battery strapped to their balls.

26.02.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not the only lapse of journalistic and scientific integrity here.

They told Robert Downey Jr that this was character research for an epic career-defining role, as a single mother who takes on Big Insurance, a la Erin Brockovich.

But really they just wanted to zap his balls for their TikTok.

26.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0