Beny Enby 🏳️‍⚧️

Didn’t find any ETBs, but I DID end up getting a whole bunch of awesome singles and a Slashing Legends tin. 😁 Will post pics later, but spoiler alert, my favorite card I got is definitely the full arts Swinub- I LOVE that card. 🥰

Sad day. 🫤 Gonna see if I can find an Ascended Heroes ETB to rip. I know there’s likely not gonna be anything crazy cool in it, but if ripping a whole ETB doesn’t cheer me up, nothing will. 😂

But also, Pokemon is not an adequate substitute for therapy! Ripping packs DURING therapy is fine though. 😌

I am 100% convinced that Tobin Bell’s character in The Sopranos is actually John Kramer, and that the Saw series just never really touches on John’s time in the military (during which he went by a different name, of course).

Just got called “ma’am” over a drive through intercom. Which is both weirdly surprising and pretty euphoric. 😆

I miss the old Ruby Spears Megaman cartoon. It was so awful, in a truly brilliant way.

We all know that Tom Holland does a good Rihanna, but I wanna see Rihanna’s impression of Tom Holland. 🤔

Not sure if I’m horny or in the mood for pizza rolls. 🤔

I always forget that Omar from The Wire is in The Sopranos until I do a rewatch, and every time it catches me off guard. Like, what is this, a crossover episode?

Lies of P Overture is almost certainly the best souls or soulslike I’ve ever played. I hate to say it, but I might like it even better than my beloved Dark Souls 2! 😲

Got several of the metal Mew cards from 151 recently. I first bought one at a card shop and absolutely fell in love with the card after holding it in my hand. 😍 If you like Pokemon and haven’t seen any of the metal Pokemon cards in person, you’ve really got to- they’re SO pretty and unique. 🥰

Posted porn on my OF, MV, and Fansly for the first time in a month today. ☺️ It feels good to be back to work- aside from the money (I don’t make much), it’s easily the best job I’ve ever had. 🥰

Oh! Also, just finished watching Joker 2. It’s REALLY good. 😅 I hate that I love it so much.

Randomly found Prismatic Evolutions booster bundles at my local GameStop today. They were $60 each, with a limit of two for pro members. Do with that information what you will.

From my understanding, it’s a Nine Colors Gathering Keychain Blind Box. First Chinese Pokemon cards I’ve ever opened actually!

Look what I’m about to open. 👀

#pokemon #pokemoncards #tcg

Calling it now, Backrooms is likely gonna be my movie of the year. I’ve loved all of Kane Pixels work that I’ve seen, and if I trust ANYONE to do more Backrooms stuff, it’s him.

If you haven’t seen The Oldest View yet btw, HIGHLY recommend checking it out.

Brie Larson is in the very first Kroll Show skit in the first episode. Not sure how I never realized that was her.

Fuck Gavin Newsom.

Back home. Major sub drop. 😑 Guess I’ll just stay up and work all night.

I actually REALLY like the two Trevenants. 👀

Oh!! Also, ripped my first ever ETB! My hits were minor, but ya know, that’s how it goes sometimes. 🤷

That said I’m gonna post my pulls from the box of Mega Dreams that I opened recently. The difference is…pretty stark. 😅

Subtle.

Going out tonight. 😄 I pretty much never go out, so I decided to dress up a bit. Think I kept my look nice and subtle though. 😌

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Ascended Heroes ETBs were supposed to drop on the Target website super early this morning. I waited up an extra hour, and still no ETBs, so I went to bed. Turns out, an hour after THAT, the ETBs went up. 🫤

I got a Mega Charizard tin at MSRP though, so not too terribly bad of a consolation prize. 🤷

If you kiss me then I must be sixpence none the richer. 😛

Is Kero Kero Bonito popular or nah?

Randomly crying my eyes out over how sweet and precious Steve is in the first Captain America movie. 😭

My j-horror vhs tapes. 😁 I know it’s a small collection, but I’m REALLY proud of it. I LOVE j-horror. 🥰

Repost with a pic of your rarest VHS tapes.

To start, here’s my j-horror collection. 😄

#vhs #vhscollector #vhstapes #jhorror #juon #kairo #jubaku

Found some Paldea Evolved packs in a Pokemon vending machine, which is super rad. But, like, the artwork on the packs is REALLY blurry. 😅 Was quality control really THAT bad for this set?

That one Brad Pitt scene from Se7en if the movie was about transvestigations: “WHAT’S IN THE PANTS?!”

Apparently there’s a new .hack// game coming out, and I couldn’t be more excited. 🥰 Always eager to revisit Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground.

Don’t get me wrong- I fully stand by the beliefs I express here. It’s just, seriously y’all, I make porn and talk about pokemon cards. I’m not a wealthy, powerful, or influential person. Taking public political stands is not fun for me. It’s just everyone’s responsibility to denounce fascism.

So if you’re here for comment drama, just wanted to warn you that there’s usually not much of that to be found.

Normally, I just wanna talk about porn, Pokemon, Mega Man, Gundams, emo music, and yeah, some politics.

Just don’t want anyone to mistakenly think I’m some important political person.