what if cock ring but Don Draper
@billydomineau
he/him/they TV Writer - SNL, Family Guy, In The Know, Seinfeld 9/11. UCB LA: The Family Business Insta: @duraflamelogs Neurodivergent and apparently unlikely to ever use the toilet unassisted
what if cock ring but Don Draper
For decades weβve been bedeviled by the Iranian navy
the race for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize begins now
All the breaking news is leading too many news organizations to bury essential facts like 1) Trumpβs reasons for attacking were all lies and 2)The whole thing is illegal by domestic and international law.
Jeff Probst telling the cast that the ayatollah has been killed
huge props-of-ganda to the NBC anchor who just used the term βfog of CONFLICTβ πππ
wishing a happy Saturday to all of your uncles with sudden opinions about the viability of the Shah
Hey friends! NBC Breaking News is using the graphics I designed! Iβve been working on them for a little over 20 years and am really proud of them! Enjoy!!!
I dunno something tells me the world would be a much better place if every American had the experience of hiding from one bombing campaign
I hope they do a cyberattack on the vertical soap operas
I really wonder if the sixth sense kid would have been okay if his mom didnβt dress him like an old Italian man
Iβm just a 960 SAT guy who loves his thicc wife
Happy Lent
before AI it would take me months to make videos of Sonic and Morpheus doing karate at each other in a pile of garbage
i am telling everyone i know to watch Strip Law. it needs at least 13 seasons, one for each of Jesusβs disciples.
Iβm excited to die so I can buy an affordable house in heaven
Lincoln spoke of this
post-nut charity
babe can you come over tonight theyβre being mean to the monkey and I feel like I shouldnβt be alone
I cannot emphasize this enough: The AI doomer narrative (itβs going to wake up and kill us all) is, whether its adherents intend it or not, pure marketing for AI companies
Itβs one reason their CEOs have even, on occasion, leaned into it
POV: Dr. Yueh is replacing your tooth with poison before handing you over to the Harkonnes. He had no choice. They have his wife.
the only thing that can stop Trump is another NPR quiz show
Damn. @mwuerker.bsky.social got us so good. Weβre all just a bunch of flaming donkeys in heels.
pieces a shit
(me in the All In The Family studio audience)
βBOOOOOO!!! YOU BOTH SUCK AT SINGING!!!β
among the greatest subheadlines ever written
When my evil plan is sorta coming together but sorta not and also I forgot what the plan was
Look at all these creative people, using AI to make their favorite characters fight without dialogue or purpose