Dude Process

See you all on Easter

There's a sweet Alzheimer's treatment (NeuroEPO) that is stuck in stage 2 trials in Cuba right now while Trump blockades the whole island from fuel

Someone blew an easy Wheel of Fortune final tonight so my guess is we get another easy one this week. I am personally convinced they cook them to intentionally have around a 40% win percentage

(Yes I know this is basically the joke from the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a boxer, but believe it or not those early Simpson writers could actually figure out the funniest option for a situation)

Why Can’t We Be Friends

Just keep them to yourself I’m trying to live a non gross life

I am just happy that he chose this classic collection instead of the book on the shelf labeled “gross jokes”. I look up to many wrestlers like Sting and it would be really disappointing if I saw them reading gross jokes.

There are so many obvious ways the fascists are losing the culture war but one place they are gaining ground that we must fight is the prevalence of protein in foods that don’t need them.

Oh hell yeah it’s Mardi Gras I get to leave social media tonight. 40+ days of cleaning my brain. Lets get our shitpost on

It’s party favors for them to celebrate the end of Black History Month

I feel like all of the big online liberals are going to finally radicalize just in time for everyone to realize it never mattered what they thought

If someone ever said this to me I would make them blind and toothless, which would then make them very good at delta blues. Genie ass curse that they deserve.

Southwest is a wildcard trending towards possible. Appalachia is a no barring a local labor resurgence. If the Pacific Northwest was gonna do it they would’ve produced a contender by now. Deep South is a no. The mormon states feel like an obvious no but they also run TikTok so maybe in 20 years.

Yeah and the worst part about Hill is that he didn’t even attempt to show some contrition, it was just one thing after the other. Stuff that’s not worth a Super Bowl win, let alone a bunch of wild card losses.

As a Dolphins fan it was noticeable how much better the teams vibes were when he went out with injury. He’s a real albatross to pick up, though I imagine the Chiefs will do it

For as long as the US continues to exist I just plain don’t think we are getting another president from California. I’ll say the same for Texas, Florida, and New England. The way the electorate is they’re probably all going to come from either the Midwest, mid Atlantic or Television.

Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser

Also what is Jeff Probst’s thing? He almost certainly has one. Like is he MAGA or a big lush or maybe a top contributor to wikifeet. There’s no way he’s just this blank canvas robohost

Watched about a season and a half of Survivor and among the things that are really satisfying about it are that, at least in the era I’m watching, they don’t do the bogus cut to commercial at a suspenseful moment. They believe in their product and they present it straight

Wife has the kiddo at a church event today so I’m seeing Nirvanna the band… by myself and I walk and the whole theatre is 5 guys sitting by themselves lmao

No Plans. Just Vibes.

The most recent Super Bowl commercial broke me and I had to write this to save Boston’s good name

“Get used to AI it’s not going away” is the position of weenies and dullards but “the capitalists will not abandon the match towards AI no matter how unpopular” is probably a useful position.

“never follow or listen to someone with a American flag emoji in their name/bio” remains undefeated

All Elite Wifeguys

No Plans. Just Vibes.

The most recent Super Bowl commercial broke me and I had to write this to save Boston’s good name

Thinking about becoming a Survivor guy

I am always thinking about the time Rihanna went to Pour House 3 times in 2 days. She’s just like me on my 21st birthday

Australian Flag American Flag oof

Not far enough. Being police neutral is not repairing the situation. I want them to use their data to build a public map of where every cop is at a given time. Let me open up an app that gives me a number of stars for my location like I’m in GTA

The initial thought is there’s no way Trump would actually care about this enough to punish WBD but then I remembered it would take Triple H exactly zero time to convince him to do it