omgggg WHY???? He grew up backstage at the NYC Ballet!!!! His grandmother, mother, and sister all danced professionally!!!! HE KNOWS. HE IS MAKING AN INFORMED DECISION TO SLAG OFF THE WOMEN IN HIS FAMILY AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO SHARES THEIR INTERESTS.
AND HE CAN AFFORD A FUCKING TICKET!!!!!
It’s been like 14 hours and I keep remembering and giggling 😂
🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷
This morning I saw someone spell George Orwell as “Jorjor Wel” and then someone replied that their favorite Star Wars character was George Orbinks and I have been laughing about it ALL DAY.
I feel some people often confuse 'wrong' and 'illegal.' lots of things are one that are not the other.
Kids learn to hate and fear gay people from their parents and family members, I don’t know how more clearly I can say it
Banging my head against a wall because my research into understanding sunk-cost fallacy has been totally fruitless, but given the ridiculous amount of time I’ve put into it I feel like I can’t stop now
Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.
The problem with the combination of this body and this brain is that I need to lie on my left side with my kindle to read comfortably but my left shoulder and hip are painfully crumbling to dust so comfort isn’t really an option for me I guess
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Having a complicated discussion in my house about the spelling of bizarre vs bazaar. Because of a jumble puzzle my dad’s doing 😆
I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic
Connections
Puzzle #1000🎉
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My aunt was just telling me about a cooking class she’s taking in a couple weeks and I’m sitting here like ‘omg please don’t ask me to come with you’ and she didn’t, she just wanted to make sure I would be home after it so she could bring food for me to try. Bless her 😂
“Oh yeah, God FUCKS.”
It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation
This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"
counterpoint!
the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time
annabelle cane looking martin right in the face and calling him a liar and manipulator (positive) 💅 she said okay fog boy if you weren’t so sad or whatever i could’ve filled you with beautiful spiders but you playing
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
RT if $3000 would literally change your life
Well, I had a nice day, but now it’s going on 1:30 am and I’m lying in bed thinking about how John has a vet appointment on Monday because he’s acting a little off and I’m scared they’re going to tell me it’s something serious
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
Connections
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I just had a flashback to the work colleague who assumed my then-fiance had a degree, prompting me to say, "He doesn't have a degree. He didn't finish college." Then the colleague questioned whether I should be with him or go through with my plans to marry him
Thank you! ☺️
Today I turned 42, so I think the universe owes me some answers this year, according to geeky culture
Jeepers, Ursula, that's on the nose.
