Aleska ní Hiena

we need to make a LOT more nasty-ass Korps porn RIGHT NOW

no, as an irish woman in the occupied counties, i do not fucking believe MI5 just happened to arrest a bunch of iranian men "spying on jews" while theyre coordinating with israel and the states who are airstriking children

Hey @emilythornberry.bsky.social, why do you "dread even saying this?" If you stand on the side of decency and altruism, why would it embarrass you to admit this?

It would genuinely take a miracle for me to ever trust your party again after what you've done to us. To my friends. To me.

*cracks knuckles* aright i got some rent-lowering gunshots to post when i get home

FUCK BUZZFEED.

FUCK AI.

does the rest of the world know about the fact that ireland (more specifically ulster) is basically having a Simpsons Movie moment where the entire lake is so polluted that animals that go near it just fucking die and its impacting the entire country?

feels crazy how it never comes up

Well I've got the Bnuy Virus, turned me into a cute Hare but the cure should be here soon. BunCorp wouldn't lie to me, right?

Illustration of a blue and black hare with large ears. The inside of it’s ears have hypnotizing concentric shapes pulsating in pink, blue, green, and yellow.

Do you hear what I hear?

a deer of vague gender sits and regards the viewer tiredly

You've caught the attention of a female(?), deer(?), drone(?)

#korps

My Commission Queue is currently: Closed

Pricing -

Up to 1 Finished Hr of Hypnosis/ASMR $250 USD - Includes Script creation

Above 1 Finished Hr to 2 Hr of Hypnosis/ASMR $350 USD - includes script creation.

Audio Drama/RolePlay audio - must have script and prices negotiable based on script.

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“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

*stares at you in Hare*

I genuinely think if we all start calling Transphobia "the Epstein Ideology" it will at least unnerve and make some of these ghouls back down

AND NOW, THE CONCLUSION TO THE PRRFDAMN KDARC SAGA!

Finally arriving in Charlotte's office, The Chemical Cat learns some disturbing truths about her roommate and girlfriend, @xilimyth.bsky.social, in Chemical Catalysis, Chapter 21 - Prrf-elations

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#korps

"how to deal with harassment *examples of inappropriate behaviour* Should you find yourself in this situation, you may take the following measures to ensure your safety."

"step 1: KILL"

employee orientation

BROWT GANG

fixed version

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.

Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.

It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.

That’s it.

GREEN: Ugh, therians are so weird tbh BLUE: This again? Okay, HUMAN. That's a perfectly human opinion you can keep to yourself. GREEN: Wait, why are you calling me that? BLUE: That's what you are, right? just a regular human? A human with a dog fursona? Homo Sapiens? GREEN: Well yeah, but... It feels kinda weird to hear it said like that? Like, I'd much rather be addressed as my sona. It's the real me, you know? If I could turn into my sona, I would in a heartbeat. BLUE: It makes you happy when people identify you as a dog? as your true self? GREEN: ...yeah. BLUE: Sounds pretty fucking therian to me. GREEN: Wait... huh? Was I... All along?! BLUE: Careful not to mock your own kind, pup.

Silly sketch about furries who totally aren't therians at all (yet)
#furry #therian #therianthropy

I feel like I don't pass but this past weekend has taught me there are days I pass *really* well and these type of days give such a strong boost!

My Hare is more than capable of defending herself (when not in an isfood clone)

Me: Okay this is an awesome concept in fiction and I love seeing it in art

Me in reality: Keep your fucking smoke several counties away from me.

For those of you dealing with SHITCORD woes...

Hearing reports of people forced onto teen accounts being able to just input DOB into the "Family Center" tab in settings and bypassing the child-lock nonsense.

BABE WAKE THE FUCK UP NEW SPINOSAURUS JUST DROPPED

FIXED IT: CLICK ON THE FAMILY CENTRE TAB IN THE OPTIONS MENU, AND IT'LL ASK FOR YOUR DATE OF BIRTH. FILL THAT IN (VERACITY MAY VARY) AND YOU'LL BE SET AS AN ADULT AGAIN.

At this point I'm just done with Discord, if anyone can offer an alternative that's as close to what it has then great if not well hooray for the eventual death of communication for me.

Oh right off Discord.

Autumn. Put down the K-NIFE! I'll give you some cheese!