Doc

A girl can dream…

Right. The administration that didn’t anticipate a war with Iran spiking oil prices has their shit together enough to arrange that??

Ok, why TF wouldn’t you just go buy another pair in the CORRECT size & wear those, pretending they’re the ones he bought?? You KNOW he does not have the focus/attention to detail to check back if you’re wearing the SIZE he picked. Shit, taje the opportunity to kiss ass; show him how well they fit.

I knew someone who had a chosen last name, from a prior marriage. Needless to say, he went back to his prior name, eventually.

Meanwhile my 2 kids have a hyphenated last name. Luckily it’s 2 short names. Unfortunately it sounds a bit like hocking a loogie when you say it.

I just eat the warm buttered bread in the middle of the afternoon, without a beverage. When my wife makes it…

(It’s convenient that she usually bakes bread on the weekend & always for our monthly Sunday Soup Night for friends, b/c I try to avoid carbs/dessert on weekdays)

Bread makes everything better. I say do it

Real stable genius shit.

Oh yeah, that just started recently. I would like to opt out of being warned please….

BookNerd seems to have inherited my acronym skills… She thinks we need to have weekly Family Fun Sunday… 🤪 #FFS

Climate Change being referred to as ‘Global Warming’ always seemed wrong to me…should’ve been Global Weather Unpredictability, but it doesn’t roll off the tongue as well.

I mean that obviously worked with the current idiot…

There will be a transition period where she will very occasionally send you very sweet texts.

Ask me how I know.

We are going to the after-hours fundraiser at the library tonight, and I’m really disappointed I don’t have some kind of cute literary outfit to wear.

Oberon, our princely Ragdoll cat

That’s what we have now!!

I would like to join your polycule…

Bermans?? Or Siamese?

Damn, $4.27 for a plain croissant at #Starbucks. That feels more like a $3 menu item to me…

Also, GET OFF MY LAWN!!

This is cracking me up!!

(But what will my daughter say??…culturally she is much less than half man…with two moms and family too scattered for uncles to be major fixtures)

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(But also that is the tragic flaw of pets with much shorter lifespans than us, right??…dogs especially, but any rescue really when you’re not exactly sure when in their journey you met them…May you have MANY happy years with your adorable fluff)

I just had to scroll your whole recent feed to make sure this was just some future doomerism nonsense your brain was conjuring and and not a real, imminent thing… 😧

Speaking as a physician with exercise induced asthma that was not diagnosed until she ran with other physicians, I can relate. Also, someday may you be able to tell the difference between out of shape out of breath and airway changes out of breath…

Yeah, it turns out Noem has a four year degree, in Poli Sci… That she finished while she was in Congress.

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I like it when the #snow makes my commute pretty, but not treacherous.

What helps in that regard is when everyone removes the bulk of the snow from their cars… #MEWx

Hahahaha…perfect!

My wife to BookNerd: ‘I was thinking of two things that would give you an opportunity to do ALL THE TALKING: improv and debate’

AKA, maybe we can find you an outlet so you’re at least *a little bit depleted before it gets to the end of the day w/ #LittleGuy in bed & our brains dead like last night

Are you referring to the idiot Kristi or the idiot Markwayne??

I misread the F word in the last sentence as FRAUD….and I suspect I may not be wrong.

It’s not April 1st yet…

lol