A girl can dreamโฆ
@gnomeandfairy
You might know me from that other app. But definitely not IRL Still a Mom (BookNerd, 12 & #LittleGuy, 5!), Former Family Doc, NOW #AddictionMedicine. Cannot abide for-profit medicine. This is my unprofessional account. ๐ WNC -> Coastal NE
A girl can dreamโฆ
Right. The administration that didnโt anticipate a war with Iran spiking oil prices has their shit together enough to arrange that??
Ok, why TF wouldnโt you just go buy another pair in the CORRECT size & wear those, pretending theyโre the ones he bought?? You KNOW he does not have the focus/attention to detail to check back if youโre wearing the SIZE he picked. Shit, taje the opportunity to kiss ass; show him how well they fit.
I knew someone who had a chosen last name, from a prior marriage. Needless to say, he went back to his prior name, eventually.
Meanwhile my 2 kids have a hyphenated last name. Luckily itโs 2 short names. Unfortunately it sounds a bit like hocking a loogie when you say it.
I just eat the warm buttered bread in the middle of the afternoon, without a beverage. When my wife makes itโฆ
(Itโs convenient that she usually bakes bread on the weekend & always for our monthly Sunday Soup Night for friends, b/c I try to avoid carbs/dessert on weekdays)
Bread makes everything better. I say do it
Real stable genius shit.
Oh yeah, that just started recently. I would like to opt out of being warned pleaseโฆ.
BookNerd seems to have inherited my acronym skillsโฆ She thinks we need to have weekly Family Fun Sundayโฆ ๐คช #FFS
Climate Change being referred to as โGlobal Warmingโ always seemed wrong to meโฆshouldโve been Global Weather Unpredictability, but it doesnโt roll off the tongue as well.
I mean that obviously worked with the current idiotโฆ
There will be a transition period where she will very occasionally send you very sweet texts.
Ask me how I know.
We are going to the after-hours fundraiser at the library tonight, and Iโm really disappointed I donโt have some kind of cute literary outfit to wear.
Oberon, our princely Ragdoll cat
Thatโs what we have now!!
I would like to join your polyculeโฆ
Bermans?? Or Siamese?
Damn, $4.27 for a plain croissant at #Starbucks. That feels more like a $3 menu item to meโฆ
Also, GET OFF MY LAWN!!
This is cracking me up!!
(But what will my daughter say??โฆculturally she is much less than half manโฆwith two moms and family too scattered for uncles to be major fixtures)
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(But also that is the tragic flaw of pets with much shorter lifespans than us, right??โฆdogs especially, but any rescue really when youโre not exactly sure when in their journey you met themโฆMay you have MANY happy years with your adorable fluff)
I just had to scroll your whole recent feed to make sure this was just some future doomerism nonsense your brain was conjuring and and not a real, imminent thingโฆ ๐ง
Speaking as a physician with exercise induced asthma that was not diagnosed until she ran with other physicians, I can relate. Also, someday may you be able to tell the difference between out of shape out of breath and airway changes out of breathโฆ
Yeah, it turns out Noem has a four year degree, in Poli Sciโฆ That she finished while she was in Congress.
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I like it when the #snow makes my commute pretty, but not treacherous.
What helps in that regard is when everyone removes the bulk of the snow from their carsโฆ #MEWx
Hahahahaโฆperfect!
My wife to BookNerd: โI was thinking of two things that would give you an opportunity to do ALL THE TALKING: improv and debateโ
AKA, maybe we can find you an outlet so youโre at least *a little bit depleted before it gets to the end of the day w/ #LittleGuy in bed & our brains dead like last night
Are you referring to the idiot Kristi or the idiot Markwayne??
I misread the F word in the last sentence as FRAUDโฆ.and I suspect I may not be wrong.
Itโs not April 1st yetโฆ
lol