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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants

@alyssapants

Mostly talking about wrestling. Probably some politics too. Sorry lol Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb She/her | πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ | Hella Sacramento, CA & Hella Reno, NV | https://ko-fi.com/alyssapants is where I post things I make sometimes

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I fucking hate that stupid song where the guy just yells "SAIL" over and over and I'm glad it went from being on the radio every ten minutes to never being played anywhere ever as soon as 2013 ended.

27.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

I have gotten lots of emails from a university bookstore from the lady in Nebraska with my name hahah

08.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s another person with the same name as me and she keeps putting in my email address for stuff and it’s been years so I’m just acting like an old lady and hitting reply all and being like β€œhow do I get off this list?” To everything now hahahaha

08.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELEATEN IN CYBER WORLD AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - YOU LIVE FOR 30 OR 40 YEAR'S ON THE PLANET AND YOUR BODY STARTS CRAPPEN OUT AND ALL THE DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU IS "THAT HAPPENS" YEAH BUDDY IM AWARE IT HAPPENS AND ITS COOL TO BE BAD AT YOUR JOB BECUASE ITS A WAY TO SABOTAGE CAPTALISM BUT ALSO I NEED HEALTH CARE SO IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT SMOKE MORE WEED "ITS SORT OF MEDICINE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELEATEN IN CYBER WORLD AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - YOU LIVE FOR 30 OR 40 YEAR'S ON THE PLANET AND YOUR BODY STARTS CRAPPEN OUT AND ALL THE DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU IS "THAT HAPPENS" YEAH BUDDY IM AWARE IT HAPPENS AND ITS COOL TO BE BAD AT YOUR JOB BECUASE ITS A WAY TO SABOTAGE CAPTALISM BUT ALSO I NEED HEALTH CARE SO IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT SMOKE MORE WEED "ITS SORT OF MEDICINE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN

07.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

All the pollen in this town is blowing off the plants and directly into my face lol

06.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 12271 πŸ” 7416 πŸ’¬ 293 πŸ“Œ 337
A SKELATEN IN A WORLD THAT STARTED BAD AND SEEMS TO BE GETTEN WORSE, BUT GUESS WHAT, IF YOU HATE IT THEN DONT JOIN IN BY BEING A PEACE OF SHIT!!! 

"BUT WHAT DO I GET IF IM NICE" YOU GET TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE NICE PERSON!!! 

"BUT WHAT IF I CARE MORE ABOUT THE WORLD THEN IT CARES ABOUT ME" THEN YOUR A BRIGHT STAR IN A DIM GALAXY!!!! 

"THE WORLD ISNT WORTHY OF MY LOVE" YEA NO SHIT IT SUCKS BUT THINK OF IT LIKE ADOPTING A DOG THATS SAD, YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER YOURSELF DUMSHIT,

STOP SUCKIN A$$ AND START KICKIN A$$ AND BEING NICE TODAY MOTHER FUCKER. DA TEXT "IVE BEEN NICE FOR A LONG TIME, GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, I AINT GONNA STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN A WORLD THAT STARTED BAD AND SEEMS TO BE GETTEN WORSE, BUT GUESS WHAT, IF YOU HATE IT THEN DONT JOIN IN BY BEING A PEACE OF SHIT!!! "BUT WHAT DO I GET IF IM NICE" YOU GET TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE NICE PERSON!!! "BUT WHAT IF I CARE MORE ABOUT THE WORLD THEN IT CARES ABOUT ME" THEN YOUR A BRIGHT STAR IN A DIM GALAXY!!!! "THE WORLD ISNT WORTHY OF MY LOVE" YEA NO SHIT IT SUCKS BUT THINK OF IT LIKE ADOPTING A DOG THATS SAD, YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER YOURSELF DUMSHIT, STOP SUCKIN A$$ AND START KICKIN A$$ AND BEING NICE TODAY MOTHER FUCKER. DA TEXT "IVE BEEN NICE FOR A LONG TIME, GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, I AINT GONNA STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I BEEN NICE!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

putting the "art" in "fucking farting"

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen stateβ€”embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 5964 πŸ” 1558 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 532

Yeah it seemed like that debut probably just needed more context like an interaction with someone. Also it would probably be a better fit for a Raw or Smackdown. Either way, I’m excited to see what he gets to do! Danhausen is such a hoot

01.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck Don Callis, Fuck ICE too" lmao

26.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tinyurl.com/NCRBail
Keep opening the cage doors

26.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a female wrestling fan, I very much appreciated Max’s comments toward the end about his strategy about booking. It was a great episode, too!

25.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELATEN WHOSE COVERED IN CATS AND CAT HAIR , JUST BECUASE I LOOK LIKE A BUCH OF SHIT DONT THINK THAT MEANS IM GOOD AT MY LIFE OR IM DOING WELL IN OTHER WAYS , ITS POSSIBLE IF NOT COMMON FOR MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING THE SKELETEN IN THE PIC TO EAT SHIT IN EVERY AREA OF LIFE, BELOW AVERAGE INCOME, BELOW AVERAGE PERSONALTY, BELOW AVERAGE DIET, BUT TO A TREE YOU MOVE THROUGH SPACE LIKE A DAMB GHOST, TO A FALLEN LOG YOU ARE THE MASTER OF BEING UPRIGHT , TO A FROG YOU ARE THE DRYEST THING HES EVER SEEN, TO THE FROST ON EARLY SPRING GRASS YOU STEAM WITH WARMTH, GO INTO THE WOODS!!! GO INTO THE WOODS BEFORE THERE ALL GONE!!! GO INTO THE WOODS NOW!!!!!!!! DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN WHOSE COVERED IN CATS AND CAT HAIR , JUST BECUASE I LOOK LIKE A BUCH OF SHIT DONT THINK THAT MEANS IM GOOD AT MY LIFE OR IM DOING WELL IN OTHER WAYS , ITS POSSIBLE IF NOT COMMON FOR MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING THE SKELETEN IN THE PIC TO EAT SHIT IN EVERY AREA OF LIFE, BELOW AVERAGE INCOME, BELOW AVERAGE PERSONALTY, BELOW AVERAGE DIET, BUT TO A TREE YOU MOVE THROUGH SPACE LIKE A DAMB GHOST, TO A FALLEN LOG YOU ARE THE MASTER OF BEING UPRIGHT , TO A FROG YOU ARE THE DRYEST THING HES EVER SEEN, TO THE FROST ON EARLY SPRING GRASS YOU STEAM WITH WARMTH, GO INTO THE WOODS!!! GO INTO THE WOODS BEFORE THERE ALL GONE!!! GO INTO THE WOODS NOW!!!!!!!! DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s a truly a joy to have my little shit head of a dog annoy me every day

24.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a notary public. I can fill out forms and check IDs. I took an oath to the Constitution of the United States AND the Nevada Constitution. How do I have more training than someone who carries a gun and works for the federal government?

24.02.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

23.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 5007 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 33

I skimmed these thumbnails and this was all I could think about bsky.app/profile/iank...

23.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELETIEN EXPLODEN THE GALAXY "YOU THINK IM ONE OF THE SHEEP ? YOUR DAMB RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER , FOOD ORIENTED PANIC EASILY CANT GET OVER FENCES POOR TEPTH PERCEPTION CHARATERISTIC SMELL LICK HIMLAYAN SALT LAMP FOR MINERALS" - BUT STILL KICKEN A$$$$$$ DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETIEN EXPLODEN THE GALAXY "YOU THINK IM ONE OF THE SHEEP ? YOUR DAMB RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER , FOOD ORIENTED PANIC EASILY CANT GET OVER FENCES POOR TEPTH PERCEPTION CHARATERISTIC SMELL LICK HIMLAYAN SALT LAMP FOR MINERALS" - BUT STILL KICKEN A$$$$$$ DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OH YA? ??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

20.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fixing auto lights in both Lodi and Sacramento on Saturday!

21.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
No mega detention centers! Text SIGN PDGWEY to 50409 β€” I’m writing to urge you to immediately intervene to stop the Department of Homeland Security’s plan to purchase and convert warehouses across the country into mega immigration detention centers. The Trump administration is pursuing an unprecedented expansion of detention capacity as part of its plan to deport one million people per year. DHS is now moving to detain men, women, and children in warehouse-style facilities never designed for human confinement. This is a dangerous escalation that will lead to overcrowding, medical neglect, and preventable deaths. Congress has both the authority and responsibility to stop this. DHS cannot build this detention network without funding, oversight, and political cover from elected officials. You must act now before these contracts are finalized and these facilities begin operating in communities across the country. I urge you to immediately block funding for warehouse detention expansion, demand full public disclosure of all planned sites and contracts, and hold oversight hearings on detention conditions and deaths in custody. Congress must also pursue humane alternatives to detention that protect public safety and uphold basic human rights. The American people do not want secret mega detention centers built in their communities. We demand accountability, transparency, and an end to the expansion of mass detention.

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20.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 3059 πŸ” 422 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 22

Still bummed that one of the car talk guys has been dead for a long time

20.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who teddy swims is, and I’m not gonna learn. That is my right as a person who is not young πŸ‘

20.02.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the love of god, we have to do what we can to keep Gunther away from Action Mike Jackson. lol πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Όβ€β™€οΈπŸ€Ό

17.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strobry’s happy face on the left picture is what my face looked like seeing these sweet lil buddies

15.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

15.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 6167 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 22
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Tinyurl.com/NCRWelcome

15.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me defending when Michael nakazawa fought the owner of a video game company and they were hitting each other with inflatables

14.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not engagement farm enthusiast so I don’t think I’d have the will power to fight off anybody who disagreed and that would probably be anybody who came into contact with the podcast hahahah

14.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0