Are You Okay Haden

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

I agree with every word

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

It’s Do Not Freak The Fuck Out Friday. It’s where you don’t freak the fuck out on a Friday because the US president is the antichrist and roughly one third of the country are devil worshippers who wish to reestablish chattel slavery after turning the middle east into a parking lot for Israel.

Congress can remove this guy anytime they want and every day they choose not to they sign off on his crime spree

I maintain that "relatability" is one of the worst things to happen to creative writing and it must be combated

I'm emailing peeps throughout the institution because fuck I really want this and I cannae do it without assistantships

the loose idea I have for making player regression work and not suck is as follows:
the beginning is like when you go back to an opening area in an rpg and the enemies can barely hurt you. Whatever nuances the combat may hold, there's little-no reason to engage with them. You're invincible.

Insane use of the inoxerative clause

Slurs really did just fill the chat. I guess that’s why you gotta replace your water filter

I'm glad to see other people including Thumper, I should S-rank it again

A lot of people assume my masochistic taste in games comes from Dark Souls but LISA is so much more deliberately cruel in ways that 1,000 poison swamps could never touch. Russian Roulette or picking the 3rd options in Buzzo's second encounter are just immaculate

This is a very good encapsulation of how a lot of us feel about the impact of AI on a day to day basis which is that using it to find information can be more helpful than Google but a lot of that is because Google has gotten much worse

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

My 9 Games | 私を構成する9つのゲーム あなたそのものである9本のゲームをシェアしよう。

(Go to my9games.com if you want to make one of these yourself)

9 games that over the course of 15 years rewired the way I think of games as an artistic medium (NieR should be on there twice between Gestalt and Replicant 1.22 but I have restraint)
(Also there was no option to put the entire Dark Souls trilogy but that goes between Majora and NieR)

People do not give these games nearly enough credit for how fucking hilarious they are

People and immortal stone dragons are not so different when we really think about it

If you want a functional society, evangelicals should have less representation. Preferably zero.

"This cancer in the body politic has not been given enough room to spread"

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Gojira

that's good right

I'm extremely fond of the micro-imperfections in a lot of the characters, they lend so much character and personality and realism. Also, weirdly fond of your color choices for the backgrounds.

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"

I loved this show very very much a long time ago

it is long past time to let it (and certainly Whedon and Baldwin) fade away