CaffieneKitty

Saw the "OMG why are 40 & 50 year old people even ON social media?" post & my first thought was, "What do you think *should* happen, kid? Should we all just do a Logan's Run?" & then I realized this child has never once in their life heard of Logan's Run & I turned to dust & my ghost is typing this.

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published

1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series

1997 - BBC remake

2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added

2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap

2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a £185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.

Ravioli are just savory Gushers

ngl message: okay ladies if you could have one useless superpower what would it be

Chloe: if it's a superpower it's not really useless

Ace: I want to snap my fingers and have a PB&J appear in my hand instantly anytime

Chloe: I want to not have to get out of bed when I need to pee but also not pee the bed.

an impressionist oil pastel painting of a banana with a light blue outline and variation orange background

Good night

This is a very zoomy banana! All the lines around it make it looks like it’s flying into the sky to be a hero to someone with low potassium. Nifty! 😊

Jubilee, the white and black cat, is sleeping on the foot of the bed.

The kitty is snoring, so good night 😴

A lovely big fence lizard clings to the peeling paint on the corner of a house. The tip of his tail is behind the corner of a security company sign leaning against the house.

PROTECTED BY LIZARD

Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online The bipartisan push to remove anonymity from the internet is ushering in an era of unprecedented mass surveillance and censorship.

Trans ppl under attack from the govt could be identified and outed w/o their consent.

Undocumented immigrants would be cut off from the ability to communicate w advocates.

Young ppl seeking abortions won't be able to access info safely and anonymously.

This is what congress is advancing today 👇🏻

We thank @aoc.bsky.social for speaking the truth about age verification in the House E&C hearing today! As she stated plainly, and we agree, age verification is a smoke-screen for censorship. It is NOT about kids safety!

Hee! Yep! 😁

Holy shit you guys I just realized you don't have to be on vacation to have a shower beer. You can absolutely do it at 11pm on a Wednesday night.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Fuck that Nazi-ass store

Same, but I remember it because the college I went to just did [family name][first initial]@[college domain]. It was a small college.

That awkward feeling when you have a million things to do but can’t do most of them immediately and also life is exhausting

Also? Our girl Galaxy is the *first* trans superhero from DC or Marvel to be a title character and currently the *only* trans superhero to be the title character of a series.

Heads up y’all. Please check your “following” and “followers” and proceed accordingly. Not tagging anyone, just take care of yourself, maybe pass along the message.

For crusts, make that French toast stuff, but with extra sugar/spice/vanilla. Tear the crusts into tiny pieces, add to mixture, and squish it around a bit. If crusts are really tough, let that sit in the fridge for 1hr. Grease a pie plate, pour mixture in, top with butter, bake at 350 until browned.

(using the end slices of a loaf of bread) i'm so brave

black and white photo of a beautiful longhaired white and tabby cat sitting up on a table covered in a patterned run. It seems to have a bow around its neck but it's hard to see due to the length of the cat's fur.

Luxury potato bear. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Team Gnarled Weirdo & Old Bastard (dual-wielding), hbu?

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

OH MY GOD.

New thread, obviously, as to not confuse the polling thread. 🪶 🐣

Became an adult.

I delete 20% of everything I post on here because I’m not who I was 5 seconds ago.

Geology specimen photo

A piece of opalized wood from The Comet opal mine in Koroit, Australia.

📷 Gene McDevitt

#minerals #geology