"It's maintained at CBS" is going to provide zero comfort to CNNers.
@lebassett
Freelance journalist. Formerly: EIC at Jezebel, columnist at The Cut and GQ, HuffPost politics reporter. Brooklyn via South Louisiana. I write a newsletter called Nightcap: https://www.laura-bassett.com
"It's maintained at CBS" is going to provide zero comfort to CNNers.
ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. Sheβs married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.
Theyβve already sent her to Louisiana.
Reuters Exclusive
"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the βMiddle East."
This is also a magnificently strange statement to make when our primary partner in the illegal war is Israel!
Hard pass
Two days after Democrats set turnout records in Texas despite him calling in a favor with the state supreme court and canceling extended voting hours, it feels like he may be panicking a little
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, βKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Trainβ
Screaming
Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job
Ok but we also know for sure that he didnβt write it, so why get up there and recite a quote thatβs not his
Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure
CNN: Approval for President Trump's East Wing ballroom project β from a government commission that oversees planning for federal buildings and land in the nation's capital β is delayed after it received over 32,000 comments from the public overwhelmingly opposing the construction.
A consolation prize
Roses are red
Orchids are wired
oh my god she doesnβt know
Iβm guessing he was somewhere nearby and couldnβt get out due to closed airspace and tried to cross into Saudi Arabia to get a flight
What problem could the Saudis possibly have with Tate
What in gods name is Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas
They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that
Tweet by National Review reporter Audrey Fahlberg SCOOP: Trump's furious that Noem said under oath in her Senate Judiciary hearing that the he had advance knowledge of the $220M DHS ad campaign & approved its release He's privately floated Markwayne Mullin as prospective replacement, @NRO has learned
National Review reporting that Trump is big mad at Noem, fwiw
Trump had two things going for him: the Dow and gas prices. Fixed that!
Oh now this administration doesnβt like torture and rape. The goalposts keep moving
"I asked God to forgive me, which he has."
Honestly this is the biggest perk of serving in Congress. Most people have to ask forgiveness and wonder. If you're in Congress you get a same day answer from the big guy.
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I tracked down the guy who was anonymously posting my feet to Wikifeet and he agreed to an interview on the record
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
The secretary of Miami-Dade Countyβs GOP started a group chat for conservative students β and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"
Heβs turned into Laura Loomer
Breaking News: In a surprise announcement, Senator Steve Daines, the Montana Republican, said he would not seek re-election.
Judge Murphy: βIs it your position that is totally βunreviewable? If [RFK Jr.] said instead of getting a shot to prevent measles I think you should get a shot that gives you measles, is that unreviewable?β
Department of Justice: Yes
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Hope from @lebassett.bsky.social:
"I think if Democrats ever had a chance to claw back power in the Lone Star State and cause a real political earthquake, that chance is sitting in front of them right now."
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