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06.03.2026 22:48
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I genuinely think we’re in the opening moves of WW3. I always imagined it as a quick, nuclear wipeout, but I reckon capitalism will literally save us from that because how else would billionaires remain billionaires?
You’re going to the what now?
Well, I for one am looking forward to a petrol crisis and bicycling 45 fucking miles per day.
Some of y’all are so excited by the idea that “Tel Aviv looks like Gaza” that you’ve forgotten how many deaths that could mean. Whether it’s true or not, are you human, or what?
Columbo:
“Oh just one more thing. Who DID the Mash? The Monster Mash.”
woah
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Whooo boy, I didn’t know this was a thing. I hope it goes well for y’all ♥️
Right then. It’s Friday, you lily-livered fruitcakes!! Who wants to get their head kicked off? I’m free around 5 if you want the hidin of a lifetime. Meet me outside Zara, I’ll be wearing a suit for your funeral.
As talk is abound that oil may hit 150 a barrel I would like to extend my very good wishes to everyone in Ireland who continues to gurn about wind and solar farms.
Enjoy the millstone you have placed around everyone's collective neck.
Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
Ever seen a baby dolphin with the zoomies?
“Let’s make a movie about table tennis” will get you killed when I’m in charge.
Their ability to be playful and their love of cats, are just two of the many reasons why I admire the Ukrainians.
The unifying feature of Trump administration foreign and security "policy" is a failure to understand anything at all about strategy, like even at a conceptual level
A lot of people give up halfway when making a massive corridor. But I'm in it for the long hall.
Let me get this straight.
It’s absolutely horrible, TERRIBLE to deface a statue of Churchill – it’s illegal!!
But the PM should grow a spine and illegally bomb Iran.
Got it 👍
A torty cat with a cucumber nub on her head
Loki weighs 15lbs. That’s a STONE and 1. That’s 6.78kg.
Sometimes I greet her with “Hey hey hey!” in a gruff Fat Albert voice. Am I a massive racist?
I once stayed up overnight in the YMCA.
It was OK, but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it.
#dadjokes
anyone buying books on Vinted?
i'm currently working my way unused but lovely stacks & piles from when i managed a bookshop — 50 down, 39748374 to go
there's everything from a signed special edition of Olga Tokarczuk's THE BOOKS OF JACOB to cheap used notebooks, and everything between 📚📚📚
Let’s call it P then
I was thinking that. Open-fronted types end up being nearly £20 ea, so not entirely cheap. I need to think/design what I actually need.
Oh no I don’t think I’m brave enough for that
“I’m gonna kill a bunch of people, you in?”
“Eh? What for?”
“When you’re in a special relationship, you don’t ask shit like that”
“Er… no thanks”
“Pussy. You’re not Churchill”
Workshop dilemma. I want drawers. But I don’t want drawer prices.
I want a text formatting feature. Sometimes a man just needs italics.
Let this sink in.
Four years ago, the US expected Ukraine to fall within days and even withheld military aid because they thought it’d be wasted. Today, the US — the most powerful nation on earth — is asking Ukraine for military aid.
Never underestimate Ukraine. Arm them to win.
Dear World,
Flee from us!
Boycott American products. Dump our stocks. Attend other universities. Vacation elsewhere. Ignore our edicts.
We have cooties rn, and the biggest form of solidarity would be to help us choke the money supply.
Thank you!
Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …
Dear Shabana,
Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.
