Fake Alaska ™️

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Clock it

We still use this?

Welcome to the haus of Fake ™️

Ayyyy muy perra amortzzzz

PUSSY COMING SOON 💗

I want Kesha to fuck Orlando bloom and show Katy Perry who’s he really is

What’s tea gorgelintraaa?

Oh heyyyyy

When was the audience gonna tell me I got an open invitation to get on hot goss?? @alaskathunderfuck.bsky.social I would love to 💋

It’s crazy when you think about how many songs you know front to back without ever choosing to listen to it on your own….

WHAT SONG??!?

Me at $5 fridays:

Omg besties we hit 7 MILLION!!!!

They’re holding space

Western Sky 📍

OhwoahaheoahahahhhahHh

Big fat pussy… and I don’t think I can stress this enough. MUFASA

Boots though. I have three tanks and agree bowls are abusive as most don’t have filters or a way to have a bubble source and since they don’t have flat ends can’t hold a water heater. Like I want you to know I 100% know where you are coming from and your feelings are valid. It was cunt to me tho.

I think we should be asking what she did with them. Cause plot twist they’re alive and in a bowl now… 🙈

Ok so here’s my thing like I completely 100% agree right… but feeder fish genuinely don’t live long at all. They are not pets they are not for human consumption they are born to die or be eaten by other animals. Those same fish could have easily been floating in the tank the next day in the pet shop

What if I said the feeder fish shoe was cunt and you bitches are boring. Mind you all this rah rah is coming from the same collective that MADE FUN OF the dead butterflies Asia O’Hara threw in the air. Y’all just can’t stand to see a black queen serve cunt and it shows.

Accounts are randomly being banned… it’s a soft ban

Officially over X…. Porns being banned people are upset about a feeder fish in a pleaser…. And I still only have 60 followers. RIP

Oh not this…. On $5 Friday?!?!

Love you!!!!