Screenshot Q: how many strawberries in computer? A: at least two
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Screenshot Q: how many strawberries in computer? A: at least two
Can’t argue with that youraislopboresme.com
3d6 is vastly superior to d20 as a resolution mechanism
Telling my MacBook to open a new file: swift, fluid opening animation, a modest flourish that all but says, “Yes, master.”
Telling it to open a file that’s already open somewhere in the background: abrupt, curt waggle, basically calling me a dumbass and a bitch
This mf is always mad-dogging me when I drop my dad off to dialysis in the morning
At some point we're just going to have to be comfortable calling the terminally stupid what they are.
nypost.com/2026/03/06/u...
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
he moves like the michael keaton batman. like his head shoulders and back are all one big piece of plastic.
Re-upping my pitch for a fantasy trilogy set in a democratic republic in which there are two major parties, the Good party and the Evil party, and they regularly alternate in power, campaign on platforms of good vs evil, but often the electorate decides based on kitchen table issues.
Literally the plot of Ace Combat 7 btw
Sephirothposting irl
“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”
@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
His last words to the ICE agents: "I'm sorry, sir."
Clearly someone who posed a threat and was trying to run them over.
Electricians and plumbers are seeing these dipshits and going "hell yeah, job security"
These dipshits are guaranteed to fuck up a DIY listening to their gooning machine made of plagiarism and turn a $200 problem into a $20,000 problem.
Oh he's gonna hate that people call it a platner skull
For the longest time I thought that, if anything, the army spent too much training time on values, because who doesn't inherently understand things like honor, respect, integrity etc. Guys like this are a minority of vets but its clear that some people never understood our professed values at all
I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.
This. This. This. 🎯🎯🎯
I wish more people knew this.
It's like carrying narcan. I keep it on me at all times.
Everyone should be QPR trained. Everyone can prevent suicide.
I'm praying to God the Lord above me.. for a viral Bluesky post !!
Baudrillard: totally exonerated, no wrong doing
my husband: “im gonna blow your mind!”
my son (4), cheerfully: “im gonna blow your brains out!”
I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath
A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg
Rivers are living beings.
And also,
That ship did get unstuck.
DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."
But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."
Obv an indication of how rattled he is
He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.
I just saw Parker Posey in a commercial for an Investment Management place. I dunno. I dunno what to do with that
It's an ecosystem. You write a 3000 word article so someone else can write a 500 word blog summarizing it, so someone else can write a 300 character post about what they think that said, so finally you can get a two minute TikTok about it that anyone actually sees