Mimoja

Saying ‘I love you’ first despite everything that could go wrong is the true vulnerability that makes the human experience worthwhile to me

I offered you to borrow mine :P

Ahhh, the age-old question question: "kidney or summicron asph?"

god gives their highest sex drive to their most demisexual soldiers

sooooooooooo good!

I showed you my pigeon please respond

More people should try it

"Wenn ich schon nach Frauenhausen ziehe will ich auch ein Postfach"

Thanks to Bridgerton I shall utilize "my courses have returned" in order to say "I am hormonal AF"

I thought there must be a ceiling at some point. But nope. We climb!

I shall fancy your hand on my bossom

"I don't think you have the time for cuddles!?"
"Hey Google, what's the timer?"
ONE MINUTE, 18 SECONDS
"More than enough, let's goooo"

Tong out to signal agreement!

Respectfully? Lesbians that fall asleep on their phone because they don't want the conversation to end
🥰🥰🥰

Coffee Bar Budget planning is finally done \0/ GPN kann kommen

"shouldn't there be mountains?"
"The mountain knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't"

How to arrange 17 japans most space efficient

told you

you can google "360 hyacinth dance" safely and almost spoiler free

Hyacinths pony dance. Me and who?

"where did the google truck go"
*suspiciously truck-shaped blur* no clue

[[...]] Und dann faltest du sie halt auf, rechnest sie hart durch und faltest sie wieder zu - @trancegirl.bsky.social

the log in Logarithm steht für logisch

librarians kissing..

I might not be able to write like a poet but I sure as hell Love Like one

Everyone, beware. @viktoriaidk.bsky.social has been given an analog camera. Prepare to be documented!

Oh: ich mag weder die Textur noch den Geschmack und trotzdem komme ich immer wieder dazu zurück. Ich bin in einer toxischen Beziehung mit Gurken

Which one is the rabbit?

how can i let such an opportunity slip?

:((