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No chatbot ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb chatbot die for his country.

An investment banking tradition like no other has made it to the NYP

A seasonal adjustment, presumably

Just finished homemogging some rentcels at the lawyer’s office, time to celebrate with fifty billion BOGO sushi rolls

Dario just say Roon this is taking forever

Union steelworker and veteran, I got that shit on lock

I had to turn on the accessibility settings for the vision impaired to use the phone, my transformation to a boomer is nearly complete

The new iOS is terrible, something simply Must Be Done about Apple's insistence on making everything rounder and more transparent to the point where I can't read any fucking text on the screen

Elon has now completely given up on pretending Grok is actually a competitive model on benchmarks or task performance and the entire release PR is just hyping how anti-woke it is

<—did not vote in the primary award, I’m leaving it all in the boomers’ hands

You’re literally a Cumtown guest, surely you know what you signed on for, just call the Iowan a gay retard and move on to the next softball question about fucking Don Jr’s wife

The exchange is instantly iconic too, Adam goes “Some fat fuck at the Iowa state fair eating fried shit says CA is a failed state, wyd?” and Newsom sputters some shit about quantum computing innovation while Adam is like BRO CALL HIM POOR AND SAY HE HAS 0 BITCHES AND IS HATING FROM OUTSIDE THE CLUB

Gavin Newsom going on the Adam Friedland show is so funny. This man has an addiction to podcasting that’s worse than most cokeheads (and probably more damaging to his career lmao)

They aren’t, that’s why the dev team should figure out how to make them lol.

We really gotta get locked accounts and group DMs on here ASAP, it’s not healthy for the Discourse that everyone on here can act like this in public and anybody can screenshot.

Sharon this is a betrayal, I can't believe you were a Texan this entire time.

4 PM close was 6889. 5PM last trade was 6875.25, intraday high today ticked 6877.75. Take it up with HELP HELP if you think there's a data error.

This is the futures which close at 5 PM, not 4.

this is what I see in the futures

Stonks green on the day, S&P +0.02%

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

This is a bot that reposts his Truth Social feed directly to Twitter, fastest one I’ve found.

SPX -75 bps

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

No air superiority fighter jets to pilot in space so the air force doesn’t give a fuck about it

Trump is retweeting what appears to be page after page of a PDF of tweets praising his SOTU. Is this how he interacts with social median now?

Sir these gallows are not wheelchair-accessible, please remedy post-haste

You can’t even tell dark jokes on bsky dot app, comedy is illegal

Listen, there’s a 24k gold leaf caviar topped A5 wagyu lining of every cloud

We are only a few hundred more cruise missile impacts on Dubai away from me approving of this conflict