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What's My JND? 0.00073
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Drones with buckets
Looks like he's just caught someone eating his plums.
Why is it even called the Strait of Hormuz when it clears has a bend? It should be renamed the Bend of America or something.
Why isn't Teams smart enough to know whether I've actually joined a meeting (via Teams) before it changes my status? Seems such a simple process.
A pack of four hot cross buns, at least one of which only has one line. It's an absolute disgrace I tell you. Anti-British, an insult to St George and every red-blooded englishman who has died fighting dragons. This shop must be boycotted! I think I'm having a heart attack!
Went to the shops yesterday only to see this. An absolute disgrace. I shall be informing my local Reform candidate as I'm sure this is exactly the kind of thing that is important to them. Had to leave on principle, and without any gammon. I shall be boycotting until these buns have PROPER CROSSES! 🤬
Yeah! Fuck 'em up!
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
Anyone spouting Britain is the "best country on earth" is deluded. We are an island museum exhibiting ill-gotten-gains of a dark imperial past. With decaying Victorian infrastructure that we can't afford to replace because ignorant & bigoted pensioners keep voting to make us poor anon_opin GOLD from 16th February 2025
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If AI developers wish to use our copyright work to build their software they can ask us for permission. If we agree, they can pay us to license it on clearly defined terms.
Tech companies ignoring copyright is theft. The UK government should uphold the existing law.
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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Bargain time :)
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It’s absurd how pretty much every predicted consequence is now just true. Obviously nothing wrong with this situation per se, just that it’s not what Team Brexit said. IDK whether the nuance says good or bad things are happening under the bonnet. Diving in.
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"
happy international women's day to all my international women
When Brexit was slammed for being an act of pure prejudice, all the Brexiters howled about ‘sovereignty’ and ‘taking back control’.
Now, the very same people howl that we should just obey Trump and put our country in the firing line.
They lied about everything. All of it. Every single part.
You'd be supporting them more if you helped them improve their writing by giving feedback.
100 girls are dead because of generative AI
He should have asked her if she knows what a non sequitur is.
Starmer's response to the 'no Churchill' comment should be that Trump is 'no Dubya'
Operation Crotch Chop
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
Do you mind if I copy and adapt this to send to my own labour MP?
and there just no middle ground on any of these things. why do i have to give tax cuts to billionaires just because a large portion of the country is dumb enough to believe its stimulative? we all know its bull shit, im sick of wasting our goddam time arguing about settled truths
trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society
theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are
I had to check whether this was real before I reposted. Not only is it real but it's everything you'd expect it to be.
PLUS it come in 3 flavours, one of which is pink which I find amusing given the branding.
