cheddar

A coyote; sandstone cliffs; soft grass; portentous clouds. Digital (Photoshop CC), 2023.

stillness

screenshots of the grinch gbc game

tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch

haiii! dis is teh part where i glomp u >w<

it references the gods-forsaken bird site too

Commission for @xera.bird.services

silly :3

this is the funniest dialogue in Pokémon

Illustration: a crouching opossum wields a dagger, wears a cloak and holds a lantern in its tail. This sneakthief's face is half covered in shadow by their hooded cloak, and they're ready for mischief.

✨ Opossum Sneakthief

actually

WHY DOES HATE FROM STRANGERS BOTHER ME SO MUCH? WELL, THEY DON'T HATE YOU THEY CAN ONLY HATE THEIR IDEA OF YOU. BESIDES… IT'S UNFAIR TO THE LOVE AROUND YOU TO FOCUS SO MUCH ON A FEW ANGRY VOICES.

Try to not let one cruel voice drown out a dozen kind ones.

A comic called "What City Pigeons Talk About". Two city pigeons are standing on the sidewalk. One says "Hey, do you ever think about the past?" The other says "The past?"

A closeup of the first pigeon. They say "Yeah - do you ever think about where we came from? Sometimes I forget that city pigeons are domestic animals."

A hand reaches out to three wild pigeons. The narrator pigeon says "Humans domesticated us many millennia ago in the Middle East. We provided meat, feces used for fertilizer, and much more." There are two very fancy pigeon breeds. "Over time, people split us into hundreds of pure breeds - some quite elaborate! Kings and queens proudly kept pigeons, and colonists spread us worldwide."

A closeup again of the first pigeon, who says, "But we fell out of fashion. Now we peck at the dusty concrete, our past glory all but forgotten. Do you ever think about that?"

Another thing I made this year. Pigeon history!

Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this

glorious specimen

A colored four panel comic of a phone exchange between Miss Kitty, an anthropomorphic white cat, and Oscar, an anthropomorphic lion. The first panel shows Miss Kitty sitting at a table surrounded by paperwork and her mug while she's on a landline. She says "So yeah, there's an opening if you wanna tag along with us" the next panel shows Oscar in a dark room hanging up papers on a string while he's returning the call. He says "I think I'm available but what should I expect?" The third panel is a small square within the fourth panel showing Miss Kitty looking exasperated at the phone "what do you mean?" Oscar returns with "Like, what's the dress code?" Miss Kitty responds "don't wear your faggot shirt" Oscar exclaims "WHAT?!?" In the final panel you can see him standing there phone in hand, wearing a white crop top that says "Faggot" in a fun font. The comic is primarily pink and red tones.

Oscar was never great at following dress code 👕

Commish for eeehh_hhhh on twitter! ✨

An african fat tailed gecko wearing its shed skin as a onesie with a hoodie, then eating it and sitting plumply

🦎 What’s better than a gecko onesie? An edible gecko onesie.

Illustration: a pretty white pigeon, holding a sphere and wearing an explorer's pack and a soft, pale blue poncho that mimics the look of wings.

The Pigeon Adventurer

still can’t get over the fact that this looks like when u open a gacha

A light blue dinosaur with pastel pink spikes and pastel green eyes, teeth and claws, wearing a light yellow hoodie with cat ears and holding a can of spray paint with spray paint splatters behind it

LIL CHOMPAH (2014)

[ #art #dinosaur #characterdesign ]

@secondcheddar.bsky.social

my feed is a mix of sfw and nsfw posts which i'd prefer to keep separate, so i'm doing what i should have done at the start: move some of my follows to another account. might also post with that one, idk

Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

kicking off my extended bluesky stay by revealing the scuncht about it cat is my cat. her name is maria and she's roughly the size of a shoe

Health care should be free when you need it. No copays, no bills, no costs. Everyone deserves care, not a bill.

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

SCYTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

#pokemon #art #meme