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Leyton Jay

@leytonjay

42, He/him, UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ––πŸ» Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9

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Here here! I really enjoyed him the last time he was on.

His co-host is great, but 4 people is too many sometimes.

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wuthering Heights would've been more popular if he was called Heathqueef.

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredibly educational, mildly sobering, and typically Paul & Sanja, this is easily their wurst video.

05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vital viewing for Chris Morris fans.

06.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG today's Wordle made me laugh, it is very apt for someone eagerly awaiting the new @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast.

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06.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After a positive, but inconclusive chat with a recruitment person this morning, I am ready to listen to some premium nonsense and filthy codswallop. I can't wait for me fucking podcast.

06.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell your baby to stop acting like a knob.

06.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When I see a pub that has Sky Sports this image appears in my mind and I think "fuck that".

05.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thursday

05.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Great to see Cheerful Earful advertising Golden Lobes 2026 with this fantastic photo of Nick Helm pretending to breastfeed to @cheapshow.bsky.social after they won their 2025 award.
I'm so glad I gatecrashed it and got to see this.
If price is the only barrier to entry, then there is no barrier.

05.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Snake Oil Salesmen

04.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cadbury Creme Egg Cakes… even when reduced 4 times to less than half price they're still not worth the money.

I am bigly disappointed.

02.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pembrokeshire by-election candidate pulls out after son targeted The 14-year-old was left frightened after the men, in their 40s or 50s, shouted at him.

What a fucking disgrace.

Grown men shouting abuse at a child because of his Mum's politics. FFS.

02.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the betting it's because the Pentagon didn't inform them of the operation… probably quite high now it's being run by inexperienced ego-maniacs.

02.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I see the Wokerati have dreamt up some new loony left-wing rules to restrict our freedoms 🀣

02.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much real, someone's reporting friendly fire is the cause, which is believable. I can imagine 3 jets that assumed they were in safe airspace being shot down before/after the mission, as that seems like too many to be shot down over Iranian airspace during the mission tbh.

02.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s just not how I would have killed him” said the pushing people out of windows enthusiast, earlier.

01.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeay! Good find.

01.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Pleasance as Blofeld from YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

Donald Pleasance as Blofeld from YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

Seinfeld title logo and font, but saying Blofeld.

Seinfeld title logo and font, but saying Blofeld.

"Tell me, Mr Bond, what is the deal with airplane food?"

01.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Yep!

01.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Riiiiiiight…

01.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too, but I have accepted I will NEVER be on that cruise.

28.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IDEA FOR A SHOW:

Travel programme where I aim to get to a very specific bathroom on the other side of the world… called A POO POO IN TUVALU.

28.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 14607 πŸ” 3311 πŸ’¬ 417 πŸ“Œ 124
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There's a TOMMY HILFIGER advert on the Google Screen of my Google TV… from the screenshot I assumed it was a documentary about Thatcher.

Interrupting me with a lad that looks like Thatcher while I'm trying to watch @e-loud.bsky.social's KING OF PLASTICINE videos is not good for your brand.

27.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Dwarf’s β€˜visionary’ co-creator Rob Grant dies aged 70 Grant and Doug Naylor created the much-loved sci-fi sitcom in 1988

I'm sad to hear of the death of Rob Grant, half o writing duo Grant Naylor, who created RED DWARF.

I've made negative comments about later series recently, but I'm proud to say the novels and series 1-6 are formative masterpieces of British Comedy.

He deserves a Full-Rimmer salute, with both arms.

27.02.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How can you have a poo and get heavier?

27.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeay! It's Cheapshow day!

27.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Darts in the 80s was absolutely mental #darts
Darts in the 80s was absolutely mental #darts YouTube video by The Upshot Podcast

A serial killer was on BULLSEYE and Eric Bristow used to be a burglar!?!

80s Darts was indeed MENTAL, but I didn't know any of this!

25.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Busy London road submerged after burst water pipe sparks major flooding | ITV News
Busy London road submerged after burst water pipe sparks major flooding | ITV News YouTube video by ITV News

Wow, a big water main has burst in Islington and the whole of Caledonian Road was underwater earlierβ€”people's basements filled up immediately 🫀

24.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0