It's fucklight sucking time
08.03.2026 05:24
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It's fucklight sucking time
Ozymandias is about how cool it is to see one of those big halloween skeletons
Putting computing files on my flopping disk, flopping my disk, with computer files
Finally, the moment,
How about penis_ebooks
I'm a total goofer, I have a special goof cave where I'll go and goof for hours on end
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't do anything else, that's it, enjoy your wet horse
Year of the horse, beer of the horse
That's Mario
I refuse to participate in horoscope talk because then it won't come true
They should change the biathlon so they're skiing while being shot at
The fucking fascists at the gym wont let you light a scented candle
About to do a funky bowel groovement
Abodes used to be humbler
In game of thrones they're always saying "the seven" as short for 7-11
Someone's lighting off fireworks for Family Day, sure, yeah, whatever
Going Redwall mode (serious mouse problem)
Observing Family Day by going to my parents' house to fix their printer
Neo Matrix talking on his cell phone against a white background
Beers. Lots of beers.
Cum is sort of like an easter egg for savvy genital users
Pulling out my wallet to pay on a date and "accidentally" dropping a extra-large size dental dam 👀
Stuff at the grocery store is fucked because of shrimpflation
Solemnly drinking a dire coke
Sleep psoriasis demon
Game for me, my angel of gaming!!!
They just invented a new flavour of coke callled pipsie and I wouldn't even know about it if I didn't watch the big game so whos fucking stupid now
(Swinging a pocket watch) you are getting stinky... you getting very stinky...
It's a bit fun to remember the hot sick feeling I used to get when someone would bring up sex or drugs or alcohol when I had no experience
Sorry that I emit a barely-audible high-pitched tone
Big thing today, right? 9/11 or something?