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Well-meaning garbage mess. They/Them

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it is a blessing simply to look upon her

07.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fox squirrel sits on a tree branch - waiting for POTUS to do something stupid.  Luckily for this squirrel - she will not have long to wait.

Fox squirrel sits on a tree branch - waiting for POTUS to do something stupid. Luckily for this squirrel - she will not have long to wait.

Squirrels demonstrate
patience while they wait for the
feeder to be filled.
#SquirrelHaiku

Backyard Fox and Red Squirrels (Ypsilanti, Michigan) - February 2026 #flickr #Squirrels #SquirrelOfTheDay #SquirrelWisdom #Michigan #SquirrelDude #sqrlpix #squirrelsofbluesky
flic.kr/p/2rZ6nSN

02.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Well. Here's some splotchy dip pen scribble and also the reason I was splotching on the paper rested on my leg rather than a flat surface. @midnightpals.bsky.social is one of my favorite things ✨️

21.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Barker: the days of the 3 wolf moon shirt guy are over
Barker: now all the furries are trans punk goth zoomers
Barker: it's a whole new grid
Poe: you sure know a lot about furries, clive
Barker: i make it my business to know things

21.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't think I've ever seen an albino Gray Squirrel before yesterday.

Ohio has many white squirrels, but they're almost all leucistic (still some melanin production, which you can see in their dark eyes). I've got some leucistic squirrels in my backyard park.

But those are some pink eyes!

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
Purple crocuses among Dead leaves

Purple crocuses among Dead leaves

In better news, spring might be coming?

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

from: https://archive.org/details/TitBits341119510324Bogof39/mode/2up

forty people "flopped"

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They fucked up a perfectly good algorithm!

06.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
gauntletqueen on tumblr: "(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)" 

ghost-cassette: "S-such power! She's already asleep?!"

gauntletqueen on tumblr: "(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)" ghost-cassette: "S-such power! She's already asleep?!"

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Good luck, I’m sorry you’re going through this.

06.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The trick to remaining stress free and calm is simple: transform into an orangutan at least once a day.

06.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

That was Harpo Marx

06.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled β€œraw animal sex appeal” to β€œendearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled β€œhas working understanding of what society is” to β€œdoes not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled β€œraw animal sex appeal” to β€œendearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled β€œhas working understanding of what society is” to β€œdoes not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

I have made the chart

06.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because they’re β€œmean” animals

This is like when people complain that they don’t like turkey because it’s dry: they’re telling on their own incompetence.

Ham-fisted dopes don’t know how to approach cats. Not the cat’s problem

06.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

same

06.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh if only someone had loudly warned about how an entire popular "left" influencer scene was a pipeline to the far right.

I'm sure if that person had existed she definitely would not have faced a year of misogynistic harassment and ridicule from much of the rest of the online left.

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

06.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Angela Lansbury really did not mind showing off her figure even at that age, and Good For Her

06.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they made of gulls

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so glad I’m not the only person who remembers the ancient ways

06.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in this one, she’s prancing around in a red satin bustier and matching jacket, showing a bunch of cleavage and pretending to be a barfly

06.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite episodes of murder, she wrote are the ones where she gets to behave like an absolute goblin

06.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean, if only

05.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jubilee, the white and black cat, is lying on a charging cord on the sofa.

Jubilee, the white and black cat, is lying on a charging cord on the sofa.

Jubilee was recharging but her cord came unplugged.

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That was such an enjoyable read. Then I clicked the link to look at your Major Arcana sketches and got another treat. Very correct and proper to make Bowie the angel in The Lovers.

05.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lawsuit Filed Over Goddard Library Closure A lawsuit was filed on 19 February in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia

"A lawsuit was filed on 19 February in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia concerning the closure of the NASA Goddard library and the disposition of records and research materials housed there."

nasawatch.com/trumpspace/l...

05.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cussed him thoroughly, and was very relieved he got to the other side okay, the little bastard. Love those guys.

05.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once lost my Chinese carryout to a chipmunk who darted across the road in front of me, necessitating a sudden stop. Well, not lost precisely, but it was a real mess.

05.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

… as far as we know.

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May I offer you a daimyo in this trying time

05.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0