frank langella as skeletor in masters of the universe

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mother nature put the weather on shuffle

"mercenary racist, like it or hate it"
uh ok, hate it

easy peasy

“You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.”

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”

“You ask a glass of water.”

this story is just top notch, tal

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red looks great!

are we the only ones who noticed

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Damned cars parked in the umbrella lane again!

this is the coolest thing i have ever seen

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

cant expect youll get many takers in this neck of the woods pal

homophobic & transphobic tracts left on my porch

look at this garbage left on my porch in west philly in this year of 2026

edward louis severson performing at the roadhouse

think he'll be fine

an amuse-bouche to get started

the kids have the right attitude and the energy, please save us. we believe in you

oh my god FUCK THESE GUYS

it’s only a world war when it’s in the world war region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling proxy conflicts and “democratic missions”

You know what the saddest part of everything going on in the world is? None of this is a surprise. At all. A man stood behind a podium and told the world exactly what he was going to do and then a bunch of people voted for it. We could have had health care, education, and housing

landisminning

xfiles tagline, twin peaks font

The problem with the advice to eat liver every day is you'be got to chain a Greek to a cliffside first

yes gurl

i mean you’re not wrong

screenshot of a 25 dollar donation to Transformations youth group

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit