03.03.2025 07:11
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Asking the bartender what they recommend then getting a water
Hahahaha - me when I’m hanging out with my friends
Girls in line love to tell me I look like a C-list celebrity I’ve never heard of and unfortunately it works every single time
Big glass of POG to take the edge off
When I like your tweets I am doing so with impure intentions
Guy who can't watch porn without subtitles turned on
Is a nice girl and an AMC Signature Dolby Cinema™ Recliner too much to ask for ?
If you’re not losing ~10 followers every time you post on IG, you’re using it wrong
Lotta scallywags tryna jock my style
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You know that’s right 👏
x.com/Variety/status…
Love is not "WACK"
Who wanna watch me do a somersault
Stay learning or stay losing ✍️✍️
Getting my belly button removed finally
I couldn’t read a book if I tried
Asking the McDonald’s drive-thru girl what she recommends
I don’t watch action movies. My life is an action movie
The part when the smoke detector beeps in Ooouuu by Young M.A 🧯🔥
She asked if she could hit I said perhaps
Going to the library to look at pictures of girls on the computer
no
x.com/popitforpoppa/…
What are your hopes and dreams?
They’re probably dumb asf
New Tweet coming soon 👀🚨
Greta Thunberggggggg
I’m soooooo drunk @GretaThunberg
If I had a wife I would get a boner every time I kissed her #facts
Martin Luther King Jr. Day is coming up and I don’t have a date… 👀
Vietnamese Young Jeezy be like: Phở stupid dumb big, my spoons got spoons