I'm on this week's episode of SPY @daveshumka.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social
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I'm on this week's episode of SPY @daveshumka.bsky.social @grahamclark.bsky.social
maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...
Well, watching a video of Marco Pierre White silently and solemnly eating a McDouble while dipping into a puddle of ketchup derailed my brain from doom for a good moment.
That is really cool!
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
it doesn’t matter to them it doesn’t matter if you’re a citizen or if you were born here or if you have your certificate of naturalization in your back pocket or if you never committed a crime they are shooting whoever they want to
If you have any info about the Minneapolis shooting (or the federal reaction), text me via Signal at 202-510-1268
It was at the top of my feed and I wish I hadn't seen it.
Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions
🚨Border Patrol whistleblower outraged by ICE's conduct exposes over a dozen secret ICE programs in documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/21-secret-...
Jesus Christ. He is useless.
we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time
If you start the Fifth Element at exactly 11:27pm tonight, then at the stroke of midnight… I have no idea what will be on the screen, but it’s a pretty cool flick!
gotta be the time I enjoyed cheese
Didn't old timey political bosses build power by, y'know, showing they cared about and helped the people?
There has never been a more accurate explanation of Bari Weiss.
Back in the days when I was still going to church, the pastor who eventually persuaded me to stop going to church had a phrase that he liked to say a whole lot, and for all I know he still likes to say it.
The phrase was "we're creating victims and villains."
www.the-reframe.com/stories-we-t...
A sign saying “Buy 6 tacos get a 7 taco free”.
This is a proper use of a nonsense meme
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
This is the most lawless work week of the year. No one knows who is in or out or what is happening. It's like in Apocalypse Now when Willard shows up at the Do Lung bridge and asks the soldier who the commanding officer is, and the kid says "ain't you?" Like that only with pumpkin pie.
whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
Of all the bands I would have expected to include a leftwing guy, a rightwing guy, and a Matt Yglesias style centrist, System of a Down would have ranked very low
Do not try to use the presence of powerful Dems in the files as an excuse to withhold the info on these creeps
Put them all under the jail I do not care what party any of them belong to, I only care about the parties they went to
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
You're laughing? He could smell the onions and mustard and you're laughing?
“assumed room temperature” had me howling
A ballistic sandwich
He is charming, hard-working, comes from a place of genuine love and care for his city and community, and is almost unflappably positive - contrast this with the vile politics of his opponent, which Third Way is more or less endorsing
"Mamdani-style politics" is just being good at it, which to Third Way-types is alien and horrifying
