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@adamschwartzberg

Husband/Father of daughters, Phish, Yankees, Simpsons, A Bernese Mountain Dog’s person Never trump, f*ck that guy

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The puppy that’s been waking me up at 5:00am for walks the past few weeks has no concept of daylight savings time!

Damn right, I’m getting an extra hour of sleep!

07.03.2026 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure

06.03.2026 16:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He got the oar from a canoe, duh

06.03.2026 12:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So do something

05.03.2026 22:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IW@T!

05.03.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Billy is an absolute genius.
The problem is, he's also a total asshole.

04.03.2026 16:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Tweezer -> Have Mercy -> Taste, tho!

04.03.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this constitutional?
It doesn't *SEEM* constitutional...

04.03.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've wondered something similar since 1986; if "The Fat Boys are back", where are they coming back from? Where did they go and when did they leave?

04.03.2026 14:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice!
Sure, they’re a dangerous and crazy extremist group, but they’re *OUR* dangerous and crazy extremist group.
I can’t wait to watch the documentary, I expect to see many a parking lot😎

04.03.2026 01:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good luck, Shamwow Guy

03.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“And she rose above the houses and the people
and the chimneys”

03.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From your lips to Icculus’ ears

03.03.2026 12:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where are Can O Beans, Painted Stick, Spoon, Conch Shell, and Dirty Sock when you need them?

03.03.2026 12:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mace is giving her a hard time for knowing Lutnick while he’s currently sitting on trumps cabinet?

…okay?

02.03.2026 21:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Secret of NIHM was my jam.

02.03.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character says i am hennifer lopez i like tacos and burritos . ALT: a cartoon character says i am hennifer lopez i like tacos and burritos .
02.03.2026 12:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know which song that @phish.com has NOT played horns that they most should?

Horn.

01.03.2026 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Supplies are limited”?

It’s a discount not an object.

01.03.2026 14:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I
never wanted to
act. wanted to be
a
chef at
Applebee's, but
-
am legally not
allowed to set foot
in any Applebee's." 1

Ryan Gosling

"I never wanted to act. wanted to be a chef at Applebee's, but - am legally not allowed to set foot in any Applebee's." 1 Ryan Gosling

I love Ryan Gosling.

01.03.2026 13:49 👍 157 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 1

Oh, goddamnit! Not only did he not die last night, but he made things worse.

Again.

28.02.2026 10:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got a other one… Beneath A Sea of Stars Part 1…

The whole song is great, but Part 1 is just the intro. I could see leaving off Part 3 (Blue) (but why would you?) but you need the resolution from Part 2.

Play all (or, at least more) of it or shelve it, that’s what I say.

28.02.2026 00:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

And…. The first set of this past new years show was …

It was kinda weak😡

27.02.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My MSG tix *aren’t* very good, if we’re being honest.

Stupid Trey…

27.02.2026 17:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is weird; not only did I get Sphere through the TM onsale, but between PTBM and TM this morning, I have everything I need less than 1 hour after the TM onsale.

...what am I supposed to do with myself, now?

27.02.2026 16:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s the only MSG show I can possibly make. I got 200’s side stage, row 6 so at least I’m not under the bridge.

Whatever, I’m in!

27.02.2026 16:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got into them when I was obsessed with Freddy Krueger who, ironically, didn’t have hair

27.02.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BACK FOR THE ATTACK!

27.02.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I watched the Scrubs revival, it was fine I guess.
If they want it to succeed, they need to bring back Janitor stat!

27.02.2026 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character says " i bent my wookie " ALT: a cartoon character says " i bent my wookie "
27.02.2026 11:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0