aggressive vapes

9 chops a night

the virgin skvoznyák vs Chad Lüften

dragon's scales and tail are mostly beautiful silvery and glittery to create a joyous atmosphere

all these stuff

you can throw up for a million reasons

𝘌𝘭 𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢.

don’t forget to skeet about checking the roof

rare Haribos

80 guinea pigs vs big weed

bands bands bands. endless bands

a mouthful of frog

Buddha Glimt

Ultima Lucha Cuatro is probably the worst series finale of all time 📉

Lucha Underground was THE BEST.

we eat pudding with a fork meeting

if you’re gonna fight a man with elastic bones,
you gotta be able to defend from all angles

The tortoise that lives 10,000 years

the ASCU (Andy Sidaris Cinematic Universe)

The Cleaning Ladies Mafia

what will the first NBA game played on the moon be?

he shows up at your door in Toronto and is like, “Let’s talk about Jehovah.”

imagine the gayest man for pussy alive who talks about shooting jizz and giving head constantly

Jimbo Jombo

get Benjamin Buttonsed

let’s go get some potatoes and Old Fashioneds

a banana of life or death

2010 you know like I’m posted up havin some chips and dip myself

you better cover your et cetera