Im thinking about having a midlife crisis does anyone want to start a post hardcore band with me
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And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said anyย of themย that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. // james// he/him
Im thinking about having a midlife crisis does anyone want to start a post hardcore band with me
Gotta keep it 100 I'm not a fan of the "christianity as Volk identity" stuff.
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An important thing to remember is that Bluesky was started with the intention of being some sort of Blockchain scam but circumstances were against the c-suite and they ended up with an actual functional product instead and a lot of them have been insanely mad about it ever since.
Yeah im just here to post about the Hamburglar
They're broadcasting a message over the airwaves pleading with you guys to come home. Home meaning the zoo
I'm not from a mainline family I simply came to the correct opinions through the sheer power of my own Virtue
Weeping AND gnashing of teeth??? In this economy????
Talk of ""AI god"" bout to make me become a religious extremist fr fr
OpenAI andโฆthe United States Militaryโฆare teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
Trying to get as fat as possible before the amerikan 100000 Years of Humiliation kicks off
This is my villain origin story
Dads side: Farmer / moms side: italian
Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states
The most vindicated post of all time and it isnโt particularly close
inflicted with status affliction [Birthday Party]
You cannot cast spells (you forgot them)
I'm suffering from a negative status effect I have a green cloud around my head and every step I make an OUGH sound and take 1 tick of damage
Frauderman strikes again!
Im writing Knives Out 4
making "anti cancel culture" media now feels like a guy starting a fresh coat of paint on the Titanic after the crew started yelling something about an iceberg
Sending missionaries into the darkest, most backwards country in the world: Unkighted SSnakes of Amerikkka
He'll yeah
I have never talked about this..
I have a sore throat.. it's over. Throw me in the freakin trash...
Maybe it's due to my mainline bubble but I find it genuinely surprising that a lot of people have never encountered liberal/ progressive Christians?
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What?
Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss
I've been thinking all day about a science fiction story that takes place in a world where criminals have made guns out of candy so they can eat all the evidence after they murder someone and in the climax the the astute detective protag finds the killer bc his mouth is covered in chocolate