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Illiterate Autodidact ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ˜น๐Ÿ‘Ž

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And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said anyย of themย that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. // james// he/him

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Im thinking about having a midlife crisis does anyone want to start a post hardcore band with me

06.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta keep it 100 I'm not a fan of the "christianity as Volk identity" stuff.

06.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.03.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An important thing to remember is that Bluesky was started with the intention of being some sort of Blockchain scam but circumstances were against the c-suite and they ended up with an actual functional product instead and a lot of them have been insanely mad about it ever since.

08.01.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 236 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yeah im just here to post about the Hamburglar

05.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're broadcasting a message over the airwaves pleading with you guys to come home. Home meaning the zoo

05.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not from a mainline family I simply came to the correct opinions through the sheer power of my own Virtue

05.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weeping AND gnashing of teeth??? In this economy????

05.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Talk of ""AI god"" bout to make me become a religious extremist fr fr

05.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OpenAI andโ€ฆthe United States Militaryโ€ฆare teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4432 ๐Ÿ” 1050 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Trying to get as fat as possible before the amerikan 100000 Years of Humiliation kicks off

05.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is my villain origin story

05.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dads side: Farmer / moms side: italian

05.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

The most vindicated post of all time and it isnโ€™t particularly close

05.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 295 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

inflicted with status affliction [Birthday Party]

05.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You cannot cast spells (you forgot them)

05.03.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm suffering from a negative status effect I have a green cloud around my head and every step I make an OUGH sound and take 1 tick of damage

04.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Frauderman strikes again!

04.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im writing Knives Out 4

04.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

making "anti cancel culture" media now feels like a guy starting a fresh coat of paint on the Titanic after the crew started yelling something about an iceberg

04.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending missionaries into the darkest, most backwards country in the world: Unkighted SSnakes of Amerikkka

04.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'll yeah

04.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have never talked about this..

04.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a sore throat.. it's over. Throw me in the freakin trash...

04.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it's due to my mainline bubble but I find it genuinely surprising that a lot of people have never encountered liberal/ progressive Christians?

04.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

๐Ÿ‘€

04.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What?

04.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

04.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been thinking all day about a science fiction story that takes place in a world where criminals have made guns out of candy so they can eat all the evidence after they murder someone and in the climax the the astute detective protag finds the killer bc his mouth is covered in chocolate

03.03.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0