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Mike Green

@greenmac

Weirdo, beardo, writer, artist, and so forth. I block for even the mildest of annoyances.

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i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

07.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6390 ๐Ÿ” 1247 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Awesome! You both did a fantastic job!

06.03.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cartoon cow smiling weirdly with an open mouth. There is colorful bubble text next to it saying Good moo-rning

A cartoon cow smiling weirdly with an open mouth. There is colorful bubble text next to it saying Good moo-rning

I'm just making silly shit to make my friends smile and try to not be completely overwhelmed by . . . everything.

04.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth seems like he might be the first man to have a family court hearing at the Hague.

04.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just grabbed it; so far this is my favorite "knowledge is the upgrade" game I've ever played.

03.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Internet has finally produced the most confusingly insufferable being, the Kwisatz Haderach of dumbasses

02.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tired of these scumfucks

28.02.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2013 ๐Ÿ” 267 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

You do realize how certain kinds of hyperbolic political speech work, yes? You're just reproducing the annoying-ass "not-all-men" rhetoric, lol.

No serious person would conclude she thinks all cis people hate trans folks.

27.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Normal from Garfield as the little mermaid; a gray cartoon cat with a fishtail sitting in a rock in the ocean

Normal from Garfield as the little mermaid; a gray cartoon cat with a fishtail sitting in a rock in the ocean

The Little Nermaid took over my brain until I could exorcise it, lol

27.02.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Accidentally typed 'nermaid' and am now pondering Garfield's friend/nemesis Nermal as a mermaid. So that's how my day is going.

27.02.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Normal from Garfield as the little mermaid; a gray cartoon cat with a fishtail sitting in a rock in the ocean

Normal from Garfield as the little mermaid; a gray cartoon cat with a fishtail sitting in a rock in the ocean

The Little Nermaid took over my brain until I could exorcise it, lol

27.02.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

As expected, playing Marathon just made me pine for a single-player Bungie fps

26.02.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I have!

Beautiful work

25.02.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the design of those ships!

25.02.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooooooooh dammit now I want this real bad

25.02.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

23.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5353 ๐Ÿ” 1525 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Hey, we don't know, maybe a bunch
of the other potential jurors were playing it close to the vest; we can always hope!

21.02.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white line drawing of a human skull in 3/4 view looking to the left. It has glowing white eyes, and two antlers from which spiderwebs cling to grasp a large orb embedded in the top of the skull. Smoke rises from the skulls open jaw.

A black and white line drawing of a human skull in 3/4 view looking to the left. It has glowing white eyes, and two antlers from which spiderwebs cling to grasp a large orb embedded in the top of the skull. Smoke rises from the skulls open jaw.

Love to draw a weird skull

20.02.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh nice, love Ravenloft!

16.02.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His signature move is the Trash Panda Peep (it's a beam of pure rabies instead of love)

15.02.2026 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm too big and poor to go skydiving

13.02.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A kitten is handy every damn day (thank you)

12.02.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a neat idea!

12.02.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A digital painting of a pepperoni pizza on a wooden pizza peel. It's a top down view, and you can see black and white checkered linoleum beneath.

A digital painting of a pepperoni pizza on a wooden pizza peel. It's a top down view, and you can see black and white checkered linoleum beneath.

Sometimes I'll just paint something on my phone for whatever random "day" it happens to be, and yesterday was Pizza Day

10.02.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has been the term I've always seen for at least several decades of mystery reading and watching? Apparently "inverted detective fiction" is the older term but I've never heard that one used

10.02.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think The Cold Equations might have accidentally stumbled on the same technique reddit karma farmers use; put in multiple obvious errors so people argue about it forever and drive engagement, lol

08.02.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apropos of nothing I love how mad people got about the banana thing, and also that somebody bought 30 cents of satire for 6.2 mil, that's the ART lol

06.02.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is extremely trenchant. I now both understand better and am also even more annoyed, heh

05.02.2026 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people will torpedo their own dicks and tell you it's good actually that they have a smoking crater in their pants

05.02.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This exact flavor of weird little goober pops up from time to time, but it's still always deeply confusing how their thinking works (or doesn't)

05.02.2026 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0