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I made a magazine called headmaster and a musical documentary video thing called scandalous conduct: a fairy extravaganza.

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Peter B., Self 01, 2025 Watercolor self portraitΒ  210 mm x 297 mm (A4) Signed by the artist Ships from Belgium

No one at the gay auction has bid on this nude watercolor and even though it's a self portrait of someone named Peter I am convinced it's a barely legal Bobby Hill.

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07.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 16687 πŸ” 5154 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 122

I got a few of these this winter.

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching this alone I feel like the charmless loser version of the who's he lady.

07.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also haven't had any coffee yet so everything is a little blurry anyway.

07.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Scotland v France this morning. Rough one because I myself am somewhat Scottish but the French team is cuter.

07.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most insane part of this article is that Democrat strategists this week were considering whether it was worth fundraising for a candidate running against "The AK Guy" in the district that literally includes Uvalde.

07.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Jealousy is one of the greatest songs ever written (I will die on this hill) but holy cow this Mazzy Star essay is a romantic tragedy the likes of which Hollywood has not done well since the late 70s.

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07.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My laptop battery which I got in, what, July?

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My laptop battery seems to have shit the bed, this project is the most cursed thing I have ever worked on in my life.

06.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I had a two hour lunch with my family but still.

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At roughly 3:30 pm I am about to start work on, uh, the thing that I had blocked out this entire day to do.

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just looked at this again and I totally didn't see the Choose Life sticker in the first photo lol.

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 7064 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 93

Was talking to a professional the other day about the lure of depressing news intake. Anyway, eating my oatmeal now and clicking on, uh, this 282 page attorney general report about a half century of child sex abuse cover-ups by the Diocese of Providence.

05.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite thing about Lex is that I downloaded it in 2021 because someone in a Zoom meeting recommended it as a place for queer people to find jobs.

05.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still thinking about the Nazis putting their big sticker directly over the tiny anti abortion sticker in a park whose surfaces are basically free of any other stickers.

05.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Nazi sticker that says American By Blood.

Nazi sticker that says American By Blood.

I couldn't scrape this one off quickly.

04.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nazi sticker on a light pole in the park.

Nazi sticker on a light pole in the park.

It turns out the Nazi sticker was covering up a really silly pro-life sticker.

It turns out the Nazi sticker was covering up a really silly pro-life sticker.

A park free of bad stickers

A park free of bad stickers

Waterplace Park: A Story in Three Parts

04.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Providence I am objectively late but where do you go for hamentaschen? Since Rainbow Bakery closed I am all a-flutter.

04.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is very niche maybe but I have trouble separating Everlong from the (fictitious but presented as essay) JT LeRoy story about going to the dentist where they refused to medicate you when getting teeth pulled.

04.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a β€œsexist attitude”

β€œBe careful not to get sucked up in the slime-machine going on here,” the scientist’s mom wrote back, when he asked her whether he should accept an invitation from Jeffrey Epstein.

04.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 13
PJ Harvey - The Dancer - Karaoke
PJ Harvey - The Dancer - Karaoke YouTube video by Scream Queen Karaoke

Me when I find myself alone in the building for an hour.

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04.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want all the youtubers who post videos about stuff they love instead of stuff that sucks to thrive and stay hydrated

03.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are two of my favorite songs ever but I went with Bonnie.

03.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I spent almost eight hours looking at my phone today like a dingdong.

I spent almost eight hours looking at my phone today like a dingdong.

Oh no!

03.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay time for bed.

03.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck the Pain Away just came on and it occurs to me that there are people in the room who were not alive when this song was released.

03.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the bar down the street from the pizza place there is a nice Fargo (1996) / Ethel Cain pairing.

03.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0