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Bring it back

nextdoor post from salt lake city utah that says “Costco on 300W very crowded today. Peeple no about the raptor and are preparing. Raptor on March 22. Spread the word.”

hey. this is the world I know.

Ricky Bobby in a Crystal Gayle shirt

Varsity Blues: WANGERS ON THE GLASS AT THE ALANO CLUB?

Almost @‘d you lmao

cry laughing at this

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Literal clownshoes administration

Happy birthday big dog

I coincidentally started Blood Meridian a week ago and that post made me lol. I was in awe from the first page. “The mother dead these fourteen years did incubate in her own bosom the creature who would carry her off”. A.I. couldn’t write that

(image of Prime Video tv screen) Because you liked "People Just Do Nothing" 1st recommended show: PEOPLE JUST DO NOTHING

Keep up the good work Amazon

Aledo-coded

One of my earliest retained memories is being chased and bitten in the ass by a goose at a park bc I fed it a donut hole and it wanted more. Fuck em.

Do it, Luis. You have the green light for the first time in your life

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

Boss has been on vacation all week. Just came into the office at 1:30 on a Friday. Talk about a buzzkill.

Regina George: Stop trying to make [acquiring company name] happen It's not going to happen.

Me every time one of my vendors gets swallowed up in an acquisition

Laszlo & Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows

I know Coach when I see him

Last thing I saw before the block he replied “they take the same oath” re: somebody murdering from a computer screen and boots on the ground operator, lol.

they teach you that in Abu Ghraib

American Diaper

Huge miss. Think I’m gonna save it for the weekend but do report back on how it was (on a scale of 1-5 Stathams, with 5 being very good and 1 being also very good)

New Statham joint!!! Thank you for bringing Statham awareness to the timeline

“Deep thinkers” as a type of guy seems like a rich vein

A dark comedy chock full of laugh out loud moments. So slept on. I think bc many people (myself included) thought from the title it was some sort of a John Krasinski political action thriller type show

I beg

Kenny Powers from Eastbound & Down wearing cornrows hairstyle