wandering bear

Birds have 9 draft picks next month, they’re gonna need them.

I loved the look of a freshly sponged chalkboard.

How is it still the case in this day and age that there isn’t a white board that can be erased without leaving ghost images? And the spray-on eraser makes it worse imo. The only ones I’ve seen that are quality are the glass ones but they’re very expensive.

I installed the lights today, below gif is the red light equivalent of me opening the door to the garage. Damn they’re bright.

UPS notification saying a train derailment had delayed delivery. We’re adjusting plans to deliver as quickly as possible.

Not a shipping update you receive everyday. All I know is FedEx ran that commercial about their driver who fought off a rattlesnake on the porch to ensure timely delivery, so your move UPS.

Dude in the crowd at the golf tournament just yelled “get in the water!” when Berger struck his putt.

Sweeping the garage floor in a Zamboni pattern

Remember, it’s saving not savings.

that run up prior to lights out sounded like a drone show
#F1

That was a sweet dive into 2nd Henderson

Schwarbomb!

Good win, Flyers

Looks like Greg Norman is the Paul Rudd of Australia: doesn’t age

#F1

a man standing in front of a red door with a bicycle hanging on the wall Alt: Kramer opening Jerry’s door and getting blasted with the neon light from the chicken store.

Went to Lowes today to get some overhead lights for the garage. And boy they need to do something about the light display because it’s like looking into the Sun. 😎 they don’t need every light on at its full intensity.

It’s astonishing how many different options there are for deodorant. Take a beat to notice next time you’re buying.

lol

Audi livery is ugly imo

Mirrors seems to be falling off the cars?

#F1

I hope the coast guard commandant gets their house back now

Apple Watch should have a special badge for when you close all your rings while sitting on the throne.

#winning

Sure hope they’re not going down the list of other weapons that haven’t been used since 45

Agreed

Glad it’s not just me

This dumbass. I am hoping for two things:

-he’s unable to work and they bring Taryn back
-Kruk relentlessly busts his balls about this all season long.

PSA: Never buy an Asus mesh network. They suck and need periodic factory resets. I’ve since hardwired each node into an ethernet switch, which has greatly improved sustained connectivity, but they still suck.

#Themoreyouknow

Always amazed to hear geese flying around so easily in these IFR conditions.

I’ve run out of answers

Can’t spend a Sunday doing maintenance on the car anymore without the next day feeling like I was run over by said car.

Tired of all the winning

It’s becoming increasingly more difficult to directly contact your doctor’s office. Two separate automated voice prompts eventually connected me with the answering service which then contacted the office *on my behalf*. They didn’t even connect me directly! Office said they’d call me back. Bullshit