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https://stormmachine.substack.com Melbourne Storm | Geelong Cats | LA Kings | Ipswich Town

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πŸ˜‚ do they think they’re the Savannah Bananas?

28.04.2025 10:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When @fmi-play-afl.bsky.social gives you full immunity*

04.03.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if this site isn’t as bad as the other places, not sure I cbf being on here anything like what I once was.

Disconnecting and doing other things is pleasant, even if I am β€œless informed”

22.01.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This pitch is surely getting a poor rating #AUSvIND

05.01.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›¬ MEL

18.12.2024 07:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›¬ DOH

πŸ›« DOH

17.12.2024 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›« LGW

17.12.2024 07:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›« BER

πŸ›¬ LCY

11.12.2024 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›¬ BER

09.12.2024 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›« LCY

09.12.2024 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›¬ LGW

01.12.2024 12:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ›¬ DOH

01.12.2024 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MEL πŸ›«

30.11.2024 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah I have a couple of appointments with a certain promoted premier league team

30.11.2024 11:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NMT better put their full name when they engrave the cup.

30.11.2024 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will also be sadly missing the #WBBL10 final tomorrow due to my own brand of big Melbourne Red energy…

30.11.2024 11:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have been to six of the seven VFLW Grand Finals and both #AFLWGF matches played at Princes Park. Missing tonight because this game should have been finished already.

30.11.2024 08:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed the news in September that fucking Eddie McGuire is now on the MCG Trust board. Fuck me. Has everyone forgot how he ripped off the State of Victoria fucked over Athletics Australia?

28.11.2024 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This presentation should have happened from 7:30pm AEST and the game should have started at 7:45pm AEST at the latest. #Matildas

28.11.2024 10:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet the current metro Melbourne AFLW ground power rankings:

1. Princes Park (4/10)
2. Victoria Park (3/10)
3. Whitten Oval (3/10)
4. Moorabbin (2/10)
5. Windy Hill (2/10)
6. Casey Fields (1/10)
7. Frankston Oval (1/10)
8. Olympic Park Oval (1/10)
9. Arden St Oval (0/10)
10. Punt Rd Oval (0/10)

27.11.2024 07:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed you could mount an argument that having β€œwide expansive wings” is detrimental to women’s football.

27.11.2024 07:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Almost all of the better quality #AFLW games have been played on long and skinny grounds. Sigh.

27.11.2024 07:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The joy in the room for the #AFLWAwards is the best.

25.11.2024 09:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Port Adelaide today are playing the role of Geelong in the 2019 #AFLW preliminary final against Adelaide.

23.11.2024 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Melbourne Red Energy this season is… winning? I’m confused. #WBBL10

23.11.2024 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf India would have wanted anything, they would have wanted Head”
Ravi Shastri working blue. #AUSvIND

22.11.2024 08:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an interesting decision Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

#AUSvIND

22.11.2024 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nice. So long πŸ€

Super first session from the Australians.

#AUSvIND

22.11.2024 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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Nice squeeze from the bowlers #AUSvIND

22.11.2024 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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Nice catch from the debutant. #AUSvIND

22.11.2024 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0