Irene

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

as IWD is coming up I’d like to remind everyone that not all women are great. Some are really really annoying.

as IWD is coming up I’d like to remind everyone that not all women are great. Some are really really annoying.

M&S raid? in this economy???

Let me specify: Newly lightweight Irene is two pints in on the tube on the way home. the stomach demands what the atomch demands

how much do I crave thee (crisps) right now? Let me count the ways.

I don’t know what nam pla is but somehow I also do

minus two non-rotten teeth

the empathy evident in those few words

I’m beginning to think that Friedrich Merz is not very smart

why do not all of them have a name

it doesn’t

what the actual fuck

still thinking about “from the boy, Jacob is my name”

I miss old twitter

your mum should have all the pouffes. I will make something else

😔

oh man. I’m doing “no midweek drinking”. oh man that looks good and I don’t actually like Guinness

have you had your beer yet

the late pouffe, pining for the fjords

a crocheted yellow and red pouffe

I crocheted this gigantic pouffe and now I’m undoing it because
a) it’s wonky
b) I realised I don’t actually like pouffes
c) it’s not 1974

solidarity

Hut on the Green

North-east people! My amazing chef sis-in-law Clare Heal (the lacto-fermentation whiz behind The Sauerpuss) is running some classes in Newcastle in May. Make your own Delicious Things In Jars! hutonthegreen.com/products/fer...

pro tip: instead of doing work, go for a swim and a fancy coffee instead

the workshop I was supposed to run today just got cancelled. yay but also boo I have to do it next week

😘

in years to come, people will talk about what they did when bluesky went down. bake sourdough, get into woodworking, learn a language… I mostly kept refreshing bluesky

Bloody hell

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

do yourself a favour and check out that perfect moon! 😍