I used to panic that my little chihuahua mix would seemigly gather all her waste for a long time in her colon, then produce, every day-and-a-half like clockwork, shits that were more than half her length. We're talking 6" or more. But she's been doing it for more than 3 years, so I guess it's fine.
Oh, I totally agree! (And would have said as much if there wasn't a character limit.) Young kids (and I'm talking kindergartners) should be taught a different language all through their schooling!
Well, we do -- or at least we used to. In 9th grade (MANY moons ago), I was given the choice of taking Spanish or French. (These classes were followed in 10-12 grades with additional years in these languages.) I took Spanish all 4 years, and now, mumble decades later, I can remember diddley squat.
Out in the real world, we call them 'lice'.
My cat is interested, but only if it's shrimp-flavored.
I read 'typing for attention' and thought "That tracks." :-)
Totally unrelated, but has anyone actually been combobulated? Does one combobulate?
A VERY good question!
In the extreme infancy of the internet fandom for the tv show "Highlander," I was the person who first called the Immortals on that show "Immie" (because typing out "Immortal" repeatedly was exhausting). I was gratified that it caught on, even if I didn't get acknowledged for it.
The answer, my friend, is not blowing up Iran
because consensus could not be reached.
I'd say they invented greed, because everything else is a direct result of that.
Rousing cheer from the retired teacher section of Don't Talk to ME about Mathmatical Impossibilities! We're with you!
"Plagiarize!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes.
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
so don't shade your eyes,
but plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize!
Only be sure always to call it, please, 'research.'"
-- Tom Lehrer
"Lobachevsky"
"So, come alive!
(Hey!)
Come alive!
(Hey!)
Down at Devil's Gate Drive!"
Um, Leather who? Never heard of her. <wicked smile>
"I'm having nightmares, Momma, and can't get any sleep. Keep me safe. I love you."
causing your ball to swish -- nothing but net!
Were you walking hand-in-hand with the one you love?
I'll trade you for the fleet of helicopters flying over our area repeatedly for the last week, flying so low that the sounds ricochet between the buildings of my apartment complex like multiple demented pinball balls, driving me to wear earplugs most of the time. Can't stand the reverberations!
Fix Or Repair Daily.
gals its bright goodbye . . . ?
"That Friday night, he was working late,
the night the old boy was to meet his fate.
There was a lotta hate In that.38 for JR.
Some goody two shoes done blowed him away!
If it's a case of jaded love,
Kristin coulda done it, that poor soiled dove.
She coulda shot JR."
- Gary Burbank
"Who Shot JR?"
When my car was broken into many moons ago, they cleaned out my spare change drawer (the ashtray), snagged my spare jacket and a few other bits, but left behind my decades-old iPod that was sitting in plain view. I was insulted! It still worked, but also had to be plugged in because of bad battery.
Harsh? It was a pun. A landing, like a set of stairs might have. Sigh. If you have to explain . . .
So where do you stand on Knots Landing?
(At the top. Bah-dum-pah!)
You make me laugh in delight every time!
It fingerspells FUCK TRUMP in ASL.
"Thanks for doing that!" He screamed in shock, which made ME scream in response, and he tore across the yard, leapfrogging the high-piled snow drifts. I'm guessing we're not getting shoveled out during the NEXT snowstorm. You try to be nice . . .
It's 5:54 am and I just scared the shit out of the poor guy sent out by the HOA to shovel the snow away from the windows and doors on our ground-level townhouse. As he passed by the window I keep opened a crack even in the middle of winter (polar bears r us), I called out from the dark room,
And is that ruler marked in inches or centimeters?
Well, how about a retired English teacher's input?
This is a double negative: no one can't seem to come up with a comment (ie, one CAN seem to come up with)
Retired English teacher hugs you!
