james hawkins

hey everyone check your email

you should have gotten an invite like this to the salesforce clone i vibe coded

please sign up with the link and leave feedback!

claude just sent me this image when i asked it to refactor the codebase for the 7th time in as many hours

imagine hopping on a quick call right here

seriously so annoying

"AI will automate your job" i'd like to see AI hop on a quick call with key stakeholders, foster cross-functional collaboration via strategic partnerships, facilitate organizational grabbing of low-hanging fruit across key initiates, and shift paradigms with seamless integration

claude's getting really snippy lately

average b2b saas website: "we make software for people. we're obsessed with the customer. everything we do is to make their lives easier."

average b2b saas pricing page:

engineer: hey boss, i'd like to expense this AI tool. it's the hottest new thing

founder: $1,847 for Claude Code?? is Codex really worth $1,847? how do you know that OpenClaw is worth the $1,847 anyway?

claude outage today.

in completely unrelated news, 14 coworkers suddenly aren't responding to any messages i send them

normal people ordering a beer: yeah can i get a beer, thanks

10x vibe coders orchestrating a beer retrieval: you are an expert beer retriever. your singular goal is to find me the perfect beer. use all tools at your disposal. make no mistakes DO NOT HALLUCINATE

claude commenting "nice. this is a well-written issue" on an issue i had another claude write 27 seconds ago

apparently, one in five people on every team are AI agents and there are five people on my team, so it must be one of them.

it's either the designer Ellen, the PM Kim, or the manager John, or the engineer Claude_Code_001_Max_Plan. but my money's on Kim

You're absolutely right—when your coworker messages you "Quick call?" I should find a more tactful response than "The last quick call wasted 47 minutes of what was SUPPOSED to be a productive day." That 's on me for lashing out—and I apologize.

most of you will scroll past my proven, 2-step system to own TWO $1b startups

that's fine. more startups for me

what are the top 4 cloud providers? Azure, Google Cloud, and IBM Cloud are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. i feel like the main contenders are probably Alibaba, Oracle, Salesforce, or maybe AWS

engineer affirmations:

- you are strategic
- you are a 10x prompter
- claude respects your code
- you are an orchestrator of agents
- every AI agent bows down to your authority
- you don't miss writing code by hand anyway
- tokens flow through you like lightning through metal

sorry everyone. i tried my best

there's just no way

making Claude Code one-shot a feature in 27 minutes it said would take 2-3 weeks

using the combined intelligence of a top-10 university to move a button 3px to the left

you could literally:

- start a business setting up OpenClaw
- target unicorn tech founders
- charge $50 an installation
- prompt inject each one and clone their startups while they're asleep
- sell the startups and retire with $10 billion

what are you waiting for?

road trip idea

give a man a vibe coded app, he'll be happy for a day

teach a man to vibe code apps, he'll spend the rest of his life setting up the perfect workflows without shipping a single thing

"AI will replace your job" i'd like to see AI move a mouse around every 90 seconds to keep my Microsoft Teams status active

screen time drops when you have kids. it's a sad chart

it's clear we must use claude code to automate owning a baby so we can get back to scrolling

is anyone building this?

you all laughed at me for years, who's laughing now. top 99% vibe coder

QUESTIOn for claude code experts

i have 17 instances running

i'm trying to find the most compact way to arrange them

is this the right layout

just had codex make a bunch of changes then told claude code some idiot added a bunch of bugs

a lot of confusion on how BNPL companies like Klarna work, let me explain

when you send the first payment of $25 for a $100 dress, they take that money and buy a Claude license

then they ask Claude Code to build a $100k startup with zero errors

do this enough, and you're a $7 billion company

feeling gutted. i just asked claude and it is, in fact, my circus

even worse, they are my monkeys