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somehow contriving to make alpine torpedoing their works team look like a masterstroke

05.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if he was as shit as everyone wants him to be, he'd have been put out of his torment years ago. instead, he has to go on enduring visceral hatred for no discernable benefit. quite beautiful, in its own way

05.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

something quite biblical about the spite of a father who dedicates so much time and resource to forcing his son to joylessly compete in a sport he's obviously never going to excel at, for a decade, with increasingly miserable results. must really loathe him

05.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

amazing sport. a billionaire threw everything behind hiring a guy widely regarded as the guardiola of car design, and he's made something so crap that not only are they anticipating it will be too slow to qualify for any given race, but they can't even test it without maybe paralysing their drivers

05.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Myfanwy. Sung by Malcolm Buck
Myfanwy. Sung by Malcolm Buck YouTube video by Whitefox244

happy st david's all
youtu.be/L_9ZZLBgSMo?...

01.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the michelin man has been and he left no crumbs

09.02.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

several generations of american family all huddled around the television set, hugging each other in giddy anticipation at all the new adverts

09.02.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if i was the west, i'd definitely spend a decade suppressing files related to the world's most notorious paedophile, if their release would cause people to suspect the universally reviled paedo was actually an agent for one of my enemies. you'd want to keep that kind of info secret, for some reason

08.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

commenting "ai slop" under all of my friends' instagram posts of themselves surrounded by their loving families

08.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

understand keir starmer refuses to resign as prime minister if it means giving up his 15% greene king discount

08.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

morgan mcsweeney has died,

08.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3
Preview
Introduction to Music (Theory) Teaching that'll blow your mind! www.languagetransfer.org

my beloved language transfer has a series
(on.soundcloud.com/I68p5JpwpT93...) and then finally been working my way through syntorial

05.02.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the deluge of ai services promising to shortcut creativity and negate ever developing a skill has, conversely, given me impetus to sit down and learn stuff i've always put off. so far comedically dogshit in my efforts to develop a musical ear, but it's really gratifying(??) and i'm enjoying it(???)

05.02.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

05.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 43015 πŸ” 6207 πŸ’¬ 2323 πŸ“Œ 1303

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 16707 πŸ” 4836 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 73

any good?

01.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

trying to imagine an american doing an impression of wallace from wallace and gromit. statistically must have happened at some point

01.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

all my employees have been trained by the computer

26.01.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

labour potential parliamentary candidates lining up against yougov polls like children before a rollercoaster, hoping to be reviled more than keir starmer enough to be let in

26.01.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

charli xGx

25.01.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hej jeg er thomas frank velkommen til jackass

24.01.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you should not be allowed a shield if you've appeared in under 3% of the series broadcast

22.01.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you're this kind of faithful, getting this far should be a badge of shame

22.01.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also there's an element where they'd want to keep in the more astute ones, if they thought they might help weed out the secret traitor (whereas there's no incentive to keep in any faithful who's remotely clued up atm)

22.01.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think this was solved by the secret traitor mechanic! if they're rattled into thinking the people closest to them are actually conspiring against them, and are deliberately going under the radar because they're a traitor, then the traitors would quickly turn on your 'jack' types

22.01.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

they should start conscripting people into the p4k comment sections. young people today could learn a thing or two from a few years active service in the blogosphere

22.01.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

still reckon they could have kept it going a few more eps after that, but maybe they realised fiona was too much of a livewire, and was going to get herself banished too? though think that would've been fine to reveal at that moment, and also meant the banishment reveals had audience suspense

22.01.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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there is a spectre haunting your television sets.... the spectre of ??????

22.01.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they shouldn't have binned off the secret traitor gimmick so early, imho. after that point, it reverted to a game dominated by guileless faithfuls who can't fathom they're being kept in because they trust a traitor and are wrong about everyone else, or harmless non-entities everyone forgets about

22.01.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0