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Dustin Mueller

@sqlcheesecake

I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs.

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This week started with a stupid time change and a full moon. It ends with a Friday the 13th.

What I’m saying is, don’t expect a whole hell of a lot out of me this week.

10.03.2026 01:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You could say Oompa Loompa, do-ba-Dee-doo, I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-Dee-Dee, if you’re wise you’ll listen to me.”

Basically what I hear when he speaks.

09.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Colossal suckers and gullible chumps, all of them

09.03.2026 22:33 👍 481 🔁 132 💬 26 📌 7

Incompetence, up and down this entire regime.

09.03.2026 22:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta be Q.

So A.

09.03.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 10:19 👍 5156 🔁 2065 💬 268 📌 98

Did she have to make a personal visit to the local office? We were in ours 4 separate times.

08.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine if Jane Doe & John Doe filed taxes & the IRS somehow thought it was one person named “Jane Doe & John Doe”, on only Jane Doe’s SSN.

How do the Does fix that?

08.03.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was just reminded that several years ago, when we filed our taxes, *somehow* the IRS concatenated our names to a single name: “<wife’s first><space><wife’s last><space>&<space><my first><space><my last>”.

Yep.

It took us THREE GODDAMNED YEARS to get it fixed.

08.03.2026 15:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

But I’m sure the Extremely Smart And Infallible People In Washington DC have thoroughly thought this out and have planned for this, like everything else, right?!

08.03.2026 04:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Basically all of the bad economic news this term is because the president deliberately decided to do something moronic. He is much more personally responsible for this than most presidents are for the downturns in their administration.

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 4920 🔁 1048 💬 151 📌 36

Yeah, that’s totally valid for a snack.

Considering that I once had a meal consisting entirely of seven different types of cheese, one type of cheese could be reasonably be considered a snack. I hope you enjoyed your snack @fpieces.bsky.social

07.03.2026 20:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Trump during covid....

After the first 15 confirmed U.S. cases:

"Within a couple of days it’s going to be down to close to zero".

When there were roughly 60 cases in the U.S.:

"It’s going to disappear. One day...it’s like a miracle...it will disappear".

07.03.2026 14:37 👍 22 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
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“Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death” sure sounds like nuke talk

07.03.2026 14:25 👍 1037 🔁 304 💬 171 📌 52
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Last 14 months of Biden's term:

+1.74m jobs

First 14 months of Trump's term:

150,000 jobs

(total! for the whole 14 months!)

www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

06.03.2026 19:43 👍 4190 🔁 1842 💬 159 📌 90

Please pump these fumes directly into RFK Jr’s lungs.

06.03.2026 16:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like Khax is ready for the regular season already!

06.03.2026 16:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a close up of a woman making a funny face with a pop logo in the background Alt: A woman saying “Ooooh… burn!”
06.03.2026 16:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whew - that’ll be cutting it close!

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife has a lot of family in Poland, and one of her cousins was asking how the US can possibly afford this. The answer is, our public infrastructure and services suck colossally

05.03.2026 14:18 👍 148 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 1

False. I remember one specific player I watched beat up on my Brewers 2 years in a row, & he earned those MVPs. If I remember, only The Kid kept both from being unanimous.

06.03.2026 15:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is smiling while sitting at a desk with a book . Alt: a woman is smiling while sitting at a desk with a book, & pumps her right fist just a little into the air.
06.03.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How very presidential

06.03.2026 01:29 👍 2254 🔁 961 💬 253 📌 73

Killing people should not be something we do quicker than the speed of thought

06.03.2026 13:10 👍 431 🔁 105 💬 6 📌 1
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a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . Alt: The Kool-Aid man busting through a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator, saying “Oh yeah!!!”
06.03.2026 13:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You ever see more than just one person in a Cybertruck? I never do. It’s always just one guy (never a woman), all by himself.

Never a family, or even a couple.

Just one, lonely guy.

05.03.2026 23:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

If every White House reporter is not standing outside the room ready to ask any yea voters to please explain what Trump’s reasoning is, they should all be fired.

05.03.2026 21:56 👍 57 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1

Why the fuck does the dumbest man on the planet do this ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME?!

What’s the point of comparing someone to someone else, when the whole point SHOULD BE to just congratulate them?

(Yeah, I know - he can only ever tear people down because he’s a narcissistic sociopath)

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And they’re also abusing children.

05.03.2026 19:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is it a... Special military operation? 🤔

05.03.2026 16:44 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0