Dad

I forgot this app was on my phone.

God I hate this timeline so much sometimes.

Was the blue line just right through the middle?

Today was the most good for the soul day I've had in.... I don't even remember the last time I had a day this good.

My god.

Cat looks shifty, I'd start there.

That was like 99% of us. Fucker fooled a *LOT* of people.

Happy usemcee anniversary to all who celebrate.

It's 2024. Can we stop with the 'lolol trumps gay for putin' jokes?

I'd like to give thanks to my family's generations of imbibing that has given me the ability to be completely awake, alert, and coherent after being absolutely *flying* not even 7 hours ago. Irish/German blood doesn't fuck around.

Drunk Anderson Cooper is the best Anderson Cooper.

Turned it off as soon as I realized no one was slurring.

Hahahahahahahahah

Enough ha.

It's beautiful.

Any attention that makes me feel hot is good attention. Everyone can enjoy the view.

It's a fine evening.

Just shuffling around my yard in gray sweatpants at 11 at night, tripping my face off, as one is wont to do.

Tripping my BALLS off and even I can see the Vikings are dogshit.

Oooohhhhh

There's no stakes this way and instead of creating them you're having a chill conversation.

I get it. Talking to God is weird as fuck the first time.

Mushrooms expand my ego so much. I don't feel invincible but i feel an ease and confidence that doesn't come easy anymore.

I've heard random stories around NJ about both of them and they always end with 'just the coolest person/people ever' and it always makes me so happy.

Even as a straight I always thought the whole 'progress, am I right?' schtick was so stupid. Like, it's very possible to be edgy but not a dick.

Get you a real friend

But it will make you scream 'oh god.'

I wish my grandfather had shut the fuck up about his service. He was unrepentant to the end and tried infecting me with the whole stab in the back and 'Hitler was pressured into war' bull shit.

My grandfather fought on the Eastern Front. He did and saw things I can only imagine. He was awarded for bravery. He was also an SS infantry officer on the Eastern Front. He was the worst kind of human possible and i hope he's burning in hell. See? It's that easy.

As the grandson of *that* kind of German from the 40s, it will never not be absolutely absurd to me that people still hold their confederate ancestors on a higher pedestal than God. You can say they did brave things, but were also the worst kind of piece of shit imaginable. The 2 aren't exclusive.