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@hamburgator

he/him | PoliSci & poly | 30 | Berlin | full time 161 techno croc 🌹🐊 #blacklivesmatter | stop AI | only 18+ please | icon by @bluescale.bsky.social | heartbroken but still going

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I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1784 πŸ” 1377 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12

I’m glad to have you around

09.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had not heard about this rule before, but I trust you

09.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
'I bring a certain X to Y' meme which reads - I bring a certain 'social justice and radical politics' vibe to the 'furry fandom' that 'no pawlitics furs' don't really like. Pye's head has been pasted on top of the guy in the meme.

'I bring a certain X to Y' meme which reads - I bring a certain 'social justice and radical politics' vibe to the 'furry fandom' that 'no pawlitics furs' don't really like. Pye's head has been pasted on top of the guy in the meme.

Nasty lefty raptor.

28.10.2024 12:39 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
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I'm in your walls eating your cheese (and everybody else's)

08.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1969 πŸ” 486 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 3

stomped, kicked, completely obliterated πŸ˜”

07.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A silly looking anthropomorphic Crocodile riding a bike.

A silly looking anthropomorphic Crocodile riding a bike.

Velo 🐊

28.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1073 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

okay here you have my posts, how are you gonna destroy them 😏

07.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5832 πŸ” 1645 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 13

I’m sure you do~

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love to get interviewed together with him just to call him an asshole

07.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eating everything in it makes it last longer

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omg?

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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behold... painted hog,,, but it rotates

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 417 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

ikr it’s so fucking weird

06.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they wish the site was still a cesspool of crypto and AI shills

06.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear it’s so fucking funny to watch tho

06.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

One day this stupid thing will work.

03.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 4059 πŸ” 1448 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 13
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share if you’re a β€œcartoon gooner” and you wanna see all AI data centres in the world burned to the ground

06.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

to make it short: it’s a bunch of AI and crypto loving techbros

05.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The invite only period of BlueSky really did feel like one big queer, trans, and furry block party. And it's why some of us did feel a bit defensive when the TwiX exodus started, and we saw peeps coming in declaring the site was 'finally alive'. It had pulsed to its own beat for over a year.

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 804 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 5

I think I like him

05.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what do you mean?

05.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if the picture included your belly, I think I know why

05.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now unironically their solution would probably be "we just need more data centres so AI can take care of that too"
and it'd just be the techbro version of the "just one more lane" argument

05.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly don't understand how some AI fans think there's any coherence with wanting to integrate the shit into everything and still maintaining civil liberties like privacy

05.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oh a lot. I turn into a fountain

05.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eaten by hippo? Believe it or not, I’m into it too

05.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 719 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Bus eating day uwu

05.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3