This is actually really smart, I will factor this into my plans

Drawing containing: -Gary from Aperture Desk Job -Friendly Frank from Aperture Hand Job -Fetchbot from The Lab -Virtual Reality Assistance and Education Core from the SteamVR tutorial -Princess No-knees and Wally from Narbacular Drop -The 2 bots from 2 bots 1 wrench -Triple Laser from Portal 2 -male_portal_player.mdl -Chell's official fursona from t-shirt -Hoopy the Hoop

my crack team of experts I've assembled to kill wheatley

Drawing of Chell from Portal and Knuckle Joe from Kirby hanging out

Many people don't know that Chell's face and Knuckle Joe's voice were provided by the same person

Portal comic. Chell is refusing to drink out of a giant Aperture Science branded hamster bottle. GLaDOS: Do you understand how generous I'm being here? I supplied you with the Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Suck-n-Sip™ because I thought you would LIKE it. I'm being NICE to you. Drink out of the bottle. Drink out of it NOW. GLaDOS: This is ridiculous. Test subjects usually LOVE the Suck-n-Sip™. Why is she being like this? Wheatley: I think she's just angry at you because she's on her period. You know how it is.

(There is a pause) GLaDOS: ... Holy shit. That was a really sexist thing you said just now. Wheatley: WHAT!?????? No! It isn't!!! How is it a sexism thing??? GLaDOS: Periods are often mostly a female human thing. Usually. Wheatley: No, all humans have periods! 100% of them! GLaDOS: No, they don't. Wheatley: You don't know that.

GLaDOS: Yes I... GLaDOS trails off in thought. Wheatley: Anyways, she's VISIBLY on her period. Absolutely dripping blood EVERYWHERE. They look at Chell. She has a nosebleed.

Wheatley and GLaDOS: Eww... Chell wipes her hands on her face, covering them in blood. She starts chasing them with her bloody hands.

Portal 2: The Blood Update

Drawing of four Inklings/Octolings riding a cablecar on a wet and cloudy day

commission

Three salmonids presenting a variety of salmon derived or related foods ("let's eat!"). The foods are: canned salmon, shirako, salmon candy, golden egg balut, ruibe, fried glowfly larvae, cedar plank salmon with lemon, laksemousse, lox bagel, poke, gravlax, salmon cream pasta, ikura don, cedar plank with kelp & blackberries, hone senbei, kelp with roe, surlaks, salmon head soup, salmon on stick, cajun salmon steak, roe on crackers, hazelnuts, candy salmon

Several drawings of Eight, including "sitting up in surprise", "sitting back down from boredom", and "how to find octopus"

It's out! I wrote some of the script, so please watch it.

Drawings of a cat person with black fur and a poncho

Art of @neozoid.bsky.social's Poppy

been making an animated pilot in 3d movie maker with my friends. it's inspired by stuff like regular show, homestar runner, home movies, and parappa.

Simple drawing of all three Splatoon idol groups

Interpretation of the Dragoon from Kirby as a giant bird-like beast. Kirby is riding it.

Dragoon

ASTRONAUTILUS loopbreaker releases today on Steam and itch!

You can get the game and free update here:
store.steampowered.com/app/1724120/ASTRONAUTILUS/
neozoid-games.itch.io/astronautilus

Have fun playing!

1 day till loopbreaker releases! #ASTRONAUTILUS

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ASTRONAUTILUS loopbreaker is releasing to Steam and itch on 11/14/25!

Eat lampreys! We're delicious! Some dishes with lamprey: Lamproie à la bordelaise (France) Arroz de Lampreia (Portugal) Yatsume kabayaki (Japan) Lamp dog (my invention. lamprey in hotdog) Dried lamprey (Native American, multiple tribes) Canned fried lamprey Lamprey pie (England) Humans harvest and eat about seven species of lamprey. The mucus & serum are toxic, so must be washed before cooking. Elaborate lamprey pies are served at coronations in England. King Henry I was said to have died from eating a "surfeit of lampreys". Due to lack of scales, they're haram and non-kosher.

Some places with lampreys on their heraldry include: Nakkila & Eurajoki, Finland Pajares de la Lampreana & Villalba de la Lampreana, Spain Freguesia de Penacova, Portugal Sainte-Terre, France Carnikava, Latvia Also included is a list of 15 languages' word for lampreys. What lampreys do for us: Important to ecosystem, food source, fish bait, culturally importance, scientific research What we can do for lampreys: Fight their negative image, don't let invasive & non-invasive species be confused, support conservation of local species, get involved with your local tribe's conservation efforts (if applicable). If you live near Arbo (Spain), Willamette Falls (USA), Sainte-Terre (France), Carnikava (Latvia), or Narva-Jõesuu (Estonia), go to a lamprey festival! Kiss a lamprey...? (This one is being said by a lamprey)

While I was working on this zine, I was shown photos of a friend of a friend's mom's coworker's Halloween lamprey costume. More people should do this. Lampreys in video games include: Eelektrik from Pokemon, Rae from Astronautilus, lamprey from Shadow of the Erdtree. Further reading (Titles truncated a bit to fit into alt text): Dispelling Misperceptions of Native Lampreys in the Pacific Northwest (USA) by Clemens BJ, Wang CJ. doi.org/10.1111/csp2.402 The Lost Fish by Freshwaters Illustrated. vimeo.com/116177956 Lampreys in Human Life, Their Cultural and Folklore Importance by Hanel L, Andreska J, Yuri V. doi.org/10.11648/j.hss.20221005.14 Pacific Lamprey Conservation Initiative. pacificlamprey.org

Photo of the physical zine, and the cover & inside cover images.

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A comic about lampreys. Description of contents: I'm a jawless, cartilaginous fish who's existed since the Devonian. I comprise the order Petromyzontiformes, and I'm invasive in some places and a keystone in others. I'm not related to eels - my closest relative is the hagfish. My mouth might be scary, but I'm a fascinating animal with an unusual job, and I'm excited to make your acquaintance. (Anatomical diagram also included in this page)

An Umatilla creation story describes lamprey losing all his limbs while gambling with Coyote (originally Handgame, but depicted here as Yugioh.) Because of this incident, he has to live in the river and suck on rocks with his big mouth. (There's also a Nez Perce version where he gambles away all his bones.)

There are about 40 species of lamprey, here are details on a few: Sea lamprey: Found across the American Ocean, though invasive in the Great Lakes. Can grow up to 47" long. Pouched lamprey: Males have a gular pouch used to oxygenate and massage eggs. They also carry rocks in it. Pacific lamprey: Culturally and ecologically important to some Native American tribes, but they were considered a "junk fish" and poisoned. Faces migratory issues due to dams. European brook lamprey: Non-parasitic, doesn't eat as an adult.

Lamprey life cycle: 1) Egg 2) Ammocete (larva) with simple eyespots and no teeth. Burrows and eats algae. Termed an "ecosystem engineer" because it aerates the substrate like an earthworm. 3) Transformer (after several years). Develops eyes/teeth/kidneys over a few months. 4) Adult. Migrates to the ocean, parasitizes fish by clamping onto them, rasping with sharp tongue, and sucking their blood out. 5) Spawning. Returns to birthplace and builds a nest called a "redd". Dies after laying eggs. Lampreys feed the ecosystem with nutrients brought back from the sea.

I'm a Sucker for Lampreys (And You Should Be Too!), a comic I made about one of my favorite animals in 2024 and printed as a zine. (1/2)

Illustration of a dubia roach (Blaptica dubia (F)) meeting a springbok mantis (Miomantis caffra (F)). You may not know it, but the humble cockroach and the noble mantis are close relatives! Blattodea (cockroaches and termites) and Mantodea (mantises) are sister groups in the superorder Dictyoptera. Both groups lay egg cases called ootheca, and they share several specific anatomical features.

bugs

Gamer playing Silksong watches Hornet bathe in a hot spring and thinks "Hmm... That looks like it feels quite good actually". Gamer immediately teleports into the bathtub to take a very hot bath.

silksong bath

Susie from Kirby: I don't really think governments should be regulating-- Susie from Deltarune: Are you just a ball? Susie from Kirby: Pardon me? Susie from Deltarune: Is all of this your body or are you just the sphere part? (Thinking about ball...) Additional drawings of the two Susies demolishing an ice cream sundae together, and racing each other in vehicles.

susie & susie

Puppet of the Snatcher from A Hat in Time

snatcher puppet

Super Mario Bros. Super Dub OST YouTube video by Mario Radio Show!!

The OST is out!
youtu.be/_gZHFLI8cRw?...

Zan Partizanne from Kirby Star Allies getting crucified. Her hat is also getting crucified.

my fanart of zan partizanne from kirby star allies getting crucified

Small Mike (counting on his fingers): I sharpen his nose, I do his grocery shopping, I take his obgyn appointments for him... Ralsei: You... Administer Mr. Tenna's obstetrics and gynaecology appointments? Mike: No, I go to his appointments and I take them for him. Ralsei: Huh??? Ralsei: Does that... Work...? Tenna (in the background, jumping around & writhing on the floor): POSITIVE!?!?!? What do you MEAN, my PAP SMEAR came back positive????

a friend of mine did manual labor for me and insisted on being repaid with "suggestive tenna fanart", so here's my interpretation of that.

Ralsei posing with glittery text that says "skux life"

Found this image on my computer, the timestamp is december 2021. hope you guys enjoy it

Have been doing fandubs of deltarune comics I’ve seen for fun lately and decided to do this one!

Ralsei (sweating, in pain): The phrase is "BUILT LIKE A BRICK". It's "built like a brick". Kris, please say "built like a brick". Kris-- Kris (evilly smiling down on him together with Susie): It's cool that Susie is bricked up

1) Full body image of the titan from Deltarune. It's mostly just a cylinder... 2) Susie pogging and losing her mind ("Kris. Hey Kris. You know what that looks like right. Hey kris h-")

roaring titan full body image