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Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen?

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen?

Economics 📈

They certainly do.... I don't know what I mean but it seemed funny, ok maybe I do.

Emily Thornberry: Labour has ended up in the ‘wrong place’ on trans people Senior Labour MP Dame Emily Thornberry says her party has “ended up in the wrong place” when it comes to transgender people. The Islington South and Finsbury MP, who also chairs the Commons Foreign Af...

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could be the american meaning

Crystal fucking clear there are front bench Labour MPs that hate trans people. What are the good Labour MPs doing about it?

i am aware i'm shouting into the void but fuck sake!

And that’s just the owner
and the guests.
😎🙏🏼🕺
I thank you.

call it what it is "lanyard wanker"

i really like christina appelgate, yes like everyone else my age i had a crush on her once upon a time. she's so open and no bullshit about her ms. bollocks to all these horrible diseases and conditions.

having a peachy keen, not bad at all. very much approve of the colour too

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: J Jonah thingy laughing hard

the poor lambs! 🥲

No offence, but I don’t think men are doing that a good a job of running the world.

a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands on her head and a mtv logo behind her Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands on her head visibly frustrated

Client "that thing you explained to me very clearly yesterday to do I haven't done it but I'm still having problems do you think maybe I should actually do the thing you suggested?"

i don't understand it but it certainly sounds right

probably the problem with buying such good booze, it always tastes better neat. maybe most mixing is to cover up cheap booze.

yeah this is the thing i always seem to prefer my booze neat, i'm always looking for longer drinks to enjoy. g&t is ok, a classic obvs. bourbon and soda is good too

made a rum and coke with good rum, it's ok, doesn't appear to be my drink anymore

it's really important in this life to give a shit about yourself, because it's not always apparent anyone else does.

i'm not doing a pitty thing but i am a little upset tonight. it's ok i know i am loved and all that but sometimes it's all a bit bluergh isn't it

I don't want to invite myself to your party but I'd like to boast I am an absolute pro at that too.

Which Wednesday is this?

of course

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!

i've spent my entire life wondering what makes people think the way they do. i still have no answers

is there much else in the fixing, making crafting world more satisfying than a well curated tool box/bag?

a black and white photo of a woman with blonde hair saying not very bright . Alt: a black and white photo of a woman with blonde hair saying not very bright. A woman?! That's Marylin Monroe to you thank you.

Every year it surprises me.

It's taken me until now to realise why every morning for about a week I think I've got a cold trying to come out. 🤦🏼‍♀️