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Jason The Gosh Darned

@dartmanx

Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him. I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument. Foxtrot Delta Tango. OF Types: I'm not interested. I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.

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So what I'm hearing is Steven Miller is telling him to commit war crimes and he's seriously considering it.

13.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I asked Claude to draw me a garden diagram, Claude generated an application and told me to draw it myself.

I'm working on deslopping it now.

13.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part of a MOHS procedure is either the lidocaine shot or being forced to listen to Bro Country the whole time.

13.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I bought it pretty soon after you published it. Excellent work, although in the meantime I think they updated that WR 102 is NOT going to fry the planet.

13.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Supernovas at > 150 light years are cool.

Radiation baths because the supernova was closer not so much.

Check out the book Death From The Skies for more stuff to freak out about.

13.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I've got a medical procedure today I need a book for, I'll check it out.

13.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You really want to freak out, Sirius has a white dwarf companion. Look up type 1a supernova.

(Sirius B is not accepting much matter due to distance from the primary, 6 AU I think. But man, if it was, we'd be ****ed when it hit 1.44 solar masses).

13.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Aliens sneak in while everyone is distracted by Venus

13.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The empties get filled with tomato seeds this weekend. The broccoli looks like it got too leggy. The peppers seem mostly happy.

#vegetablegardening

12.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's early yet, I don't think this will hold.

12.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I plan to start my tomatoes this weekend. However actually looking forward to something tends to set both my family and God himself into a rage.

12.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Veggies. I find them the most practical thing to grow. Flowers are pretty but mostly useless.

12.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He hasn't taken tacos away. Yet.

11.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to start referring these lawyers to their state bar associations, right down to the most junior.

11.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mint is good for two things: tea and destroying your neighbor's lawn.

11.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stolen from Reddit.

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like Trump supporters could pass the ASVAB, make weight, or run more than 10 yards on a PT test.

10.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Rogers would be proud of Ms Rachel.

10.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe American military is tremendous. It is the greatest in the world.”

I applaud the members of our military and we have very expensive technology.

But organizations are only as good as their leaders, and we have some dumb people running our military. It shows.

Repost if you agree #BlueCrew

10.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 3884 πŸ” 1339 πŸ’¬ 287 πŸ“Œ 65
Sturgill Simpson - Call To Arms [Live on SNL]
Sturgill Simpson - Call To Arms [Live on SNL] YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies

Everyone should be familiar with this song these days.

youtu.be/qsrsrOB0zNQ?...

09.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the cop was off duty he'd likely be wearing the MAGA cap.

09.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Historically, Joseph Goebbels and his wife poisoned their children before killing themselves.

I think one of those kids survived and were a grandparent of this horrible person.

09.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow, after Israel threatens to release the Lady G pictures:

"Kill them all, Israel."

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And there's the Republican racism we all know and love.

09.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

* Bagram stupid autocorrect

09.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We had a guy end up with a TBI outside the wire at Bargram. He was medevac'd to Germany by midnight same day.

09.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Jupiter! You're going the wrong way!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They weren't hasty decisions, this was the plan for awhile. They were definitely bad decisions though.

09.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with kittens is they turn into cats

09.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0