Justin Myers

No please do!

Marie I could almost hear the thwack of a gavel on mahogany as I read that.

I can’t wait for this. I love SNL even when it’s a bit ropey. ESPECIALLY when it’s a bit ropey. But this is going to be great.

Have I just paid £2.99 in WHSmith for a Cherry Diet Coke? YES.
Would I do it again? YES. (With your debit card.)

Hockey outfits!

Correct!

Hope lots of parents of twins have sent their little darlings to school dressed as Rozanov and Hollander for World Book Day.

Haha I'm sorry

I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

Hahaha

I must’ve been watching it when I was in nursery

The truth hurts but no pain, no gain.

Yes that can’t possibly be right. I am seventeen years old.

Yes it was insane they didn’t show it last time!

My suspicion is they just put those tags on. I’ve had the odd ones that are definitely not new.

You are not, and will never be, Anna from ‘This Life’ We all have our own Manderley, don’t we? That place we return to in our dreams, over and over, like the second Mrs de Winter in Rebecca? For some, it’s childhood homes, running their fingers over t…

A reminder of the time I ruined everyone’s day with this inescapable truth

IMPORTANT:

Industrial strength Febreze and moth spray I think.

Hahaha OMG!

My favourite magazines between the ages of 8–11 were Woman, Woman's Own, Chat (when it was printed on newspaper), ancient copies of Just Seventeen, TV Times, NOTW Sunday mag – all available at my Nana's – and the Beano.

A small gossip item in my auntie’s Woman’s Own about Maxwell Caulfield visiting a nudist beach definitely helped me reach some important conclusions.

A banger!

Out now! In paperback, hardback, ebook and audio!

Forever haunted by the checkout operator who watched me plonk a cucumber on the belt and said, ‘Quiet night in?’

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Hahahaha

Oh no this is the kind of optimistic sunshine that makes me think I could rob a bank and get away with it.

This rain is my villain origin story

Something compelled me to make this

Oh my God are you middle class and on bluesky should we throw a party should we have picky bits should we invite The Rest is Politics