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Chicago-based. Former editor at Baseball Prospectus. I write about movies I watch at wannawatch.substack.com.

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Music Box marquee: For Worse, Chicago Premiere

Music Box marquee: For Worse, Chicago Premiere

Oh yeah #nw

06.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Because I took the brown line)

06.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bradley Whitford mingling with fans

Bradley Whitford mingling with fans

Came to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social tonight to see @bradleywhitford.bsky.social and didnโ€™t stop for red lights

06.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We do love our terrible white man QBs

05.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just need you to know that you are just about the ONLY one I would do this with lol. I'm not gonna pretend I'm not doing the sour grapes bit but I do love to take my pot-shots.

05.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember what it was like to celebrate and consider a division title a big deal I think the last one I even acknowledged was 15 or so ago

05.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone Alt: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone

Re: the Bills

05.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's true he won't be able to do that to the Packers again, but maybe a conference title game or Super Bowl instead

05.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"one that has to be seen to be believed" is incredibly apt. I was blown away by this and it's something you absolutely should see specifically in a theater.

A late addition to my top-10 films of 2025.

Wrote a bit about it here: wannawatch.substack.com/p/sirat-2025

05.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big move for DJ Moore going somewhere he'll have a chance to contend for a Super Bowl

05.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Home plate ump in Taiwan-Australia has been fucking awful already

05.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curtis Mead gets the first hit of the WBC. White Sox winner.

05.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Butt Birth Rhino From Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Up For Auction, Expected to Sell For $4K - $8K

Picture is of Jim Carray getting birthed out of a robotic rhino butt.

Butt Birth Rhino From Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Up For Auction, Expected to Sell For $4K - $8K Picture is of Jim Carray getting birthed out of a robotic rhino butt.

When I was a kid this was literally the funniest thing I had ever seen. It's probably still up there tbh.

04.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life

04.03.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Shamelessly plugging this again because it's a rare thing I wrote that I'm actually kinda proud of

03.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After much consideration I'd like to announce that I've decided I won't be voting for Jurickson Profar to be elected to the Hall of Fame.

03.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Monday, March 2 at 7 pm
Director Robert Stone and subject Gentry Lee in attendance for a post-film Q&A

Monday, March 2 at 7 pm Director Robert Stone and subject Gentry Lee in attendance for a post-film Q&A

#nw Starman

03.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last year was my first time at this festival and it was an absolute delight. Can't wait to see this year's lineup!

02.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come See Me In The Good Light (2025) One of the most emotionally moving documentaries I've ever seen

I didn't know anything about "Come See Me In The Good Light" before turning it on.

I almost turned it off five minutes later.

One of the most stunning documentary films I've seen in a long time, and certainly the most personally affecting.

Hope you like:

wannawatch.substack.com/p/come-see-m...

02.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Come See Me In The Good Light (2025) One of the most emotionally moving documentaries I've ever seen

I didn't know anything about "Come See Me In The Good Light" before turning it on.

I almost turned it off five minutes later.

One of the most stunning documentary films I've seen in a long time, and certainly the most personally affecting.

Hope you like:

wannawatch.substack.com/p/come-see-m...

02.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I still don't think anything is touching One Battle After Another, and I try not to overreact to one precursor show, but I think the Best Picture race might be closer than we expect. Sinners has some mo.

02.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna be hilarious if an expected Chalamet coronation gets shut down two years in a row

02.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit Michael B. Jordan just upset Timothee Chalamet at the Actor Awards.

02.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ope just remembered that I'm in love with Jessie Buckley (said every time Jessie Buckley appears on my screen)

02.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Duvall, Hackman, O'Hara, Keaton, Redford just an all-time heartbreaker of a group to wrap up the In Memoriam.

02.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amy Madigan looking at the naked Actor statuette and going on a tangent about being a kid and whipping down the Ken doll's pants and wondering why he didn't have anything down there

02.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best Supporting Actress race remains confounding

02.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amy Madigan let's fucking go!

02.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miles Caton is apparently going to perform tonight. Guessing for In Memoriam. Neat.

02.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rose Byrne and Kristen Wiig are seated next to each other and every time the camera shows their table one or both of them are just cracking the fuck up

02.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0