Getting Boned, Shafted, Woody-ed, Johnson-ed all the same.
We're signing Cousins to $56m/yr.
This a franchise that fucks everyone, make no mistakes about that
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Getting Boned, Shafted, Woody-ed, Johnson-ed all the same.
We're signing Cousins to $56m/yr.
This a franchise that fucks everyone, make no mistakes about that
Sam Darnold was never the problem. It's the guy named Boner Dick who owns the team
The East Coast Browns have loyal fans, yes!
If the #NYJETS were a fart, we'd accidentally be loud
We're holding tryouts for our O-line, if you're a great, big fatty come to NJ/NY and eat at a diner and complete a #BangBang we're watching you, need to clear the plate by 4.69 #NYJETS
Thank goodness there are no Sharks in the #NFL, avoiding another L #WestSideStory
BIG JETS WIN!!! AT THIS RATE WE'RE GONNA HAVE 9 WINS IN 5 YEARS #JETS #NYJETS
He's highly ranked on the list of garbage owners who sink franchises. On the tail of Jerry Jones and the titanic submarine
I'm gonna take the Westboro Baptist Church approach. The #JETS are winless as a punishment by God because Trump preyed on children
Lucky #7!! On our way to 0-17
Gonna break the Lion's record #0-17
LOL AT YOUR DUMB FACE IF YOU'RE A JETS FAN #TOMVERK
Al smells
Caleb Williams blows
Trump is dumb
Giants suck too
The Knicks are gonna choke but wait til you see us play, oh buddy! #NYJETS #JETSJETSJETS #NYJ #IMWALKINHERE
I think we're signing Rodgers #Jets #NYJets #JetsNation
NEVER know your next move
MVP of #MarchMadness gets to announce our #1pick! #NCAA #NFLDraft #Smarch We would've been #NIT
He suffered enough in Chicago, we won't do that to him #LightningDoesntStrikeTwice
Who's a FA you're hoping we sign?? #NYJets #Jets #WeWont
In the process of sending the @denver-broncos.bsky.social a 3rd round pick for Zac Wilson #JETS #NYJets
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