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Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it. Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz. But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors

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Oh for sure, we’re not getting there. But had you offered me even the coveted 12th place finish in November I’d have called you a dreamer.

11.03.2026 21:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fucking hell. We are now closer in points to the playoffs than we are to the relegation zone. #ncfc

11.03.2026 21:40 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maghoma been the game changer here, practically omnipresent. #ncfc

11.03.2026 21:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tbf to Sheffield United, Tanganga is having a blinder. #ncfc

11.03.2026 21:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m hoping it’s just cautious rest. And darling is very capable, obviously. I just love me some Ruairi 😁

11.03.2026 19:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ruairi?! #ncfc

11.03.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just saw an early 20 something’s TikTok that asked if you could drink 100 beers in a month for a million dollars and you know what I’m glad that the youth are built different now. good for them

03.03.2026 02:19 👍 816 🔁 60 💬 27 📌 110

Ah yes, I think they call this the traditional “Bristol City” approach.

28.02.2026 20:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I rate Rowett, but a mental appointment for their squad. Recruiting for the situation with no regard for who he’s managing.

28.02.2026 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sky commentator - “it’s not as if Leicester have been absolutely terrible…”, gonna have to agree to disagree there. Presented nothing, pressed out of the game. #ncfc

28.02.2026 14:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Looked it to me, not registered by opta though if bbc website anything to go by.

28.02.2026 14:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit, that was a really good set piece #ncfc

28.02.2026 14:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a good feeling when ABS came on - obscenely clinical since he moved into that role. #ncfc

28.02.2026 13:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leicester will soon figure out that they can just continuously concede corners and we’ll never get past the first defender, let alone score. #ncfc

28.02.2026 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All they’re good for is reciting sound bites from the last two press conferences. Leicester have been dire, you’d barely know it from just listening to them.

28.02.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feels like he’s lost some of that raw directness we saw in the first couple of games. Lack of physicality is a huge issue. Don’t think he’s at kamara’s level - the promise is real, but still very raw.

28.02.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know one of us says it every game, but Paris Maghoma is proper good, isn’t he? #ncfc

28.02.2026 12:57 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I generally fall the same way (I’m the classic happy clapper certain fans whinge about), but with this one I don’t like that there’s no message at all. His exit also follows quite closely to what he did when leaving Germany (refused to play his final match, no real message to the fans).

27.02.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oof. #ncfc

27.02.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish for all jazz guitar videos to include a cat chilling in them

27.02.2026 13:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👨‍🍳💋

25.02.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are they singing “Medic’s on fire“, or am I just hearing what I want to hear? #ncfc

25.02.2026 21:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

That could be on one of those best of those championship compilations of shit goals that go around every now and then #ncfc

25.02.2026 20:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like a hamstring, just pulled up while sprint for a ball. They took him off pretty quick, so tough to see how bad it is.

25.02.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a witch somewhere continually sticking pins into Norwich strikers’ legs #ncfc

25.02.2026 19:54 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Looks like Newsquest got their feeds muddled up 😁

24.02.2026 08:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today’s game has given a much better picture of what Mo Toure is about, and I really like it - physical, tricksy, always in dangerous positions. #ncfc

21.02.2026 16:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha, I know exactly what you mean. Enjoyed it when Ashley Barnes would do it for us, may as well be Kevin Muscat when it’s happening to us.

21.02.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Classic championship shithouse play. Tbf, the older I get, the more of a begrudging respect I have for it.

21.02.2026 15:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Letterboxd graph showing 5 columns, one for each whole star rating

Letterboxd graph showing 5 columns, one for each whole star rating

No half star club represent

20.02.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0