My favorite mantra is from the fortune teller in Animal Crossing. ~*bad times are just times that are bad*~ Like so true diva!!!

@merriam-webster.com is it desanguination or exsanguination? Is there a difference?

Went to a Cubs game yesterday with @iotapup.bsky.social and @artiethedobie.bsky.social 🖤🧡💛

I always think about the time I saw him arrive at the beach, get down to a thong, snap a few pics, put his clothes back on, and leave lmao

Sunday Funday’d yesterday, woke up without a hangover, high of 80 and sunny, all work meetings cancelled, teeth cleaning moved to Friday, saw one of my haters looking ugly on my way to the coffee shop. God is 🙂‍↕️

Happy birthday!!

Over the past year I have been busting my ass on what is now being called thee gala of the season. Nearly $1.5 million raised for LGBTQ+ healthcare. Truly so grateful, despite all of the gray hairs this gave me, it was so worth it 🙂‍↕️

Not liking Anxiety by Doechii is a sign of low intelligence btw

Why does everyone always say “I mean that as a compliment” after telling me I look like Sam Smith…

I can’t believe that is just a regular normal sized chair

Wow, generous queen kiss a fan

And I highly doubt the worker saw that profit

Pizza fucking Lobo. I’m building a case

Charging more than .50 cents for a sauce cup should be punishable by death because what the fuck do you mean two tablespoons of ranch is $1.00

It’s extremely fucked up that hairless cats aren’t hypoallergenic

Can fisting be platonic?

I’m pretty sure this is my friend’s apartment lmao I’ve been in that sling!

Can’t argue with that logic

Sabrina put crack in Busy Woman

One on the left looks like Elton John farted on it

I simply cannot resist a tiny little jar, if I find one it will never leave my possession

My employee saw me typing an email and said “you’re a better man than me, I would be using ChatGPT”. Chat, the email was 3 sentences long…

Image of two joint filters in an ashtray that say ‘RAW’ and ‘TOP’

Hell yeah

Ive had the Pee Wee’s Playhouse theme stuck in my head all day please somebody come put me out of my misery

Solidifying myself as THEE cutie patootie of the office by handing out little Valentine’s Day cards to everyone 😌

Wow, they removed “End Racism” from the Puppy Bowl end zone too

These flights aren’t safe sister!!!

Yeah I’m gonna need all my girls to start taking the train

Wishing I was on that flight!!!